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Song Parodies -> "Wheelbarrow"

Original Song Title:

"Moonshadow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Wheelbarrow"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

The journey from personal safety measures to a series of injurious disaster scenarios.
Oh, I’m bein’ followed by a wheelbarrow,
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.
Liftin’ and Haulin’ with a wheelbarrow,
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.

And if I ever strained my back,
Blew my spine all out of whack.
Oh if I ever strained my back,
OOOO…I won’t have to farm no more.

And if I ever broke my neck,
Slipping on my wet poop deck.
Yes if I ever broke my neck,
OOOO….I won’t have to sail no more.

Yes I’m bein’ followed by a wheelbarrow,
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.
Liftin’ and Haulin’ with a wheelbarrow,
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.

And if I ever cracked my skull,
Trying to dodge a big seagull.
Yes if I ever cracked my skull,
OOOO…I won’t have to think no more.

And if I had a fractured hip,
After crashing my new ship.
Yes if I had a fractured hip,
OOOO…I won’t have to dance no more.

What if I need a doctor?
One with a good health plan.
What if he fails to cure me
And plops me on an old bedpan?

I’m bein’ followed by a wheelbarrow,
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.
Liftin’ and Haulin’ with a wheelbarrow,
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow.

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