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now that you're vast from your love of food
its cause you're always in binging moods
now your weight's off the chart...believe me
you ain't no pee-wee
the size you have achieved's..hard to bear
now you're running out of nice clothes to wear
and that's not a good thing...its sad...folks stare

ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
you're large in the thighs...jutting out a mile
ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
and its hard to remember you...tiny size, girl

i've never seen a butt like the caboose on you
saw you breaking a chair in two
and you're making all the fellows scat, girl
cause you're a fat girl
but if you wanna eat...just take care
hope you never gobble more...than your share
and just remember there's a lotta bad carbs out there

ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
you're large in the thighs...jutting out a mile
ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
and its hard to remember you...tiny size, girl

la la la la la la...la la..la...la

baby, you stuff food !
its loads that you eat...not three squares
now you got a load of spare tires down there
i can't remember when you wasn't fat...i declare...swear !

ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
you're large in the thighs...jutting out a mile
ooh baby, baby...you're a wide girl
and its hard to remember you...tiny size, girl