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Song Parodies -> "The Story of the Velveteen Rabbit"
Original Song Title:
"Maybe It's You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carpenters
Parody Song Title:
"The Story of the Velveteen Rabbit"
Parody Written by:
okayokay
The Lyrics
Maybe it’s blue that’s how I feel
Maybe it’s just the constant wishing I was real
Maybe it’s just that I’ve never been as nice as the other toys that pass me by
Maybe I’m junk, maybe I’m not
Maybe it’s true that I’ll be loved and hugged a lot
Wouldn’t be nice to think about the special day that a scarlet fever comes around
Chorus:
Rising from the toy, so sickening
Coming to infest my velveteen
The only thought is roasting me
Boy:
Couldn’t he stay, or must he go
Could he stay and watch the splashing rocks we throw?
Doc:
Only a fool would want to keep the parasites that you find whenever he’s around
Only a fool
Rabbit:
Wouldn’t be nice to think about the special day that a scarlet fever comes around
Rising from the toy, so sickening
Coming to infest my velveteen
The only thought is roasting me
Roasting me
Boy:
Couldn’t he stay, or must he go
Could he stay and watch the splashing rocks we throw?
Doc:
Only a fool would want to keep the parasites that you find whenever he’s around
Only a fool
Only a fool
Maybe it’s just the constant wishing I was real
Maybe it’s just that I’ve never been as nice as the other toys that pass me by
Maybe I’m junk, maybe I’m not
Maybe it’s true that I’ll be loved and hugged a lot
Wouldn’t be nice to think about the special day that a scarlet fever comes around
Chorus:
Rising from the toy, so sickening
Coming to infest my velveteen
The only thought is roasting me
Boy:
Couldn’t he stay, or must he go
Could he stay and watch the splashing rocks we throw?
Doc:
Only a fool would want to keep the parasites that you find whenever he’s around
Only a fool
Rabbit:
Wouldn’t be nice to think about the special day that a scarlet fever comes around
Rising from the toy, so sickening
Coming to infest my velveteen
The only thought is roasting me
Roasting me
Boy:
Couldn’t he stay, or must he go
Could he stay and watch the splashing rocks we throw?
Doc:
Only a fool would want to keep the parasites that you find whenever he’s around
Only a fool
Only a fool
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