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Song Parodies -> "Frisk the Geeks and Children"
Original Song Title:
"Bless the Beasts and Children"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carpenters
Parody Song Title:
"Frisk the Geeks and Children"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
This is in response to recent stories about children being given invasive searches at airport security checkpoints. The "geeks" represent other harmless oddballs such as myself. youtube
Frisk the geeks and children
For in their pants they may have bombs
Then search their moms
Frisk the geeks and children
Don't forget their cavities
Where no one sees
Light the places where darkness conceals things
And pat them down, so your hands can reveal things
Frisk the geeks and children
If they're hiding contraband
Reach right in, lend a hand
Feel your way through their intimate places
And take x-rays, of their horrified faces
Frisk the geeks and children
Don't forget their wheelchairs, too
They're a threat, to me and you
(the children)
(the children)
(the children)
For in their pants they may have bombs
Then search their moms
Frisk the geeks and children
Don't forget their cavities
Where no one sees
Light the places where darkness conceals things
And pat them down, so your hands can reveal things
Frisk the geeks and children
If they're hiding contraband
Reach right in, lend a hand
Feel your way through their intimate places
And take x-rays, of their horrified faces
Frisk the geeks and children
Don't forget their wheelchairs, too
They're a threat, to me and you
(the children)
(the children)
(the children)
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Sorry, but this stinks like a wet dog :(
Great, I finally get a song at the top of the list and it's a dud.
Porfle, maybe someone here or lurking has family that is TSA!!! Anyway, I like it :-)
Thanks! I feel better now.
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