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Song Parodies -> "Freeland"

Original Song Title:

"Badlands"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Freeland"

Parody Written by:

G_RandomPerson

The Lyrics

Another parody about that witch of Canada's Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland
Something's not right, with Chrystia Freeland
There are many Canadian who hate her guts, man
There are many suffering, she does not understand
And there's one thing that's crystal clear, that's
She don't give a damn for our struggles with money
Oh, she don't give a damn that we can't make ends meet
Because she will just raise the debt, raise the tax, so she can spend more now
Things haven't been very good lately

With our finances, she has really failed
If you criticize her, you might go to jail
Everyone here's waiting for the election just to come
Just one more year of waiting

Freeland, says if the price is high to pay
Cut that Disney Plus now and you'll surely be OK
Can her spending now just please be quelled
See, these budgets don't balance themselves

Workin' at our jobs, too much tax on our pay
Inflation goes up, can't put food on my plate
Oh, It is a fact things aren't good right now
And food bank use is up, people
Canadians are so poor, Freeland lives like a queen
She spends thousands of dollars on private limousines
She spends a lot of money, but it's only on useless junk

Well, her party has ruined our once great country
She has been so reckless with tax money
I really hope that it's not too late
To fix the damage and save this country

Freeland, says if the price is high to pay
Cut that Disney Plus now and you'll surely be OK
Can her spending now just please be quelled
See, these budgets don't balance themselves
No no no no

Hmm, hm-hm-hm
Hmm, hm-hm-hm-hm
Hmm, hm-hm-hm
Hmm, hm-hm-hm-hm

When she spends all that money, it has to be a crime
We really hope that she will do some time
We don't want to listen to that high-pitch voiced hag
She is so disgusting, we don't want to see the face of that

Freeland, says if the price is high to pay
Cut that Disney Plus now and you'll surely be OK
Can her spending now just please be quelled
See, these budgets don't balance themselves

No no no no
Freeland, no no no no
Freeland, no no no no
Freeland, no no no no
Freeland, no no no no
Freeland, no no no no

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