Now Santa had a strange run in, with New york Christmas night
For the TSA flagged his sleigh it seems... after the Jersey state line
Peered through curls hoping it will be a mirage
Making him steer and land, quite the delay,
The deer pulled to the ground, tased at first chance
By workers who reach and grab Santa's pants and pull him to the scanner parade

Now the TSA watchmen pat down jingle bells ringing pulled off to the trash can hurled
And they reach round beard looks like powder could cause riots, lighting chance,
From his redcoat to his tail, tonight felt for weapons in the curls,
This is out of hand....... San..ta just got scanned!

Christmas night gang resembled a pack of wolves looking to fight
They looked 'neath his giant sled surprised to see a red glowing light
Man that could blown up over the Turnpike
That venison could be packed by Jihad Allies
Rudolf he must be stopped, nose may pop, dim that Christmas light,

His bag is dry as weapon toys can't stay
All hand made, they're suspect and seized
Kids nice Ipod could be bomb aides, exploding on the New York scene
With anger Santa shouted.... implored to return to Toy Land.....
The agent now suspects that's code words, down to your knees.. San..ta's.. se..cond... scan!

In the workers lounge the TSA'rs dress in his reddish drape
Outside the backside bare on Santa, for the record, that belt may explode late
Shaved-down reindeer herded in one corner
Depressed as his nose put out, Rudolf looks and whimpers, packed in box

Beneath... on Santa... bare feet meet
Those boots are running through some checks to render that they won't blow off
He whispers of some.... abusal, but then... surrender... took the tunnel from town
His magic scheme was put down as his shouts echo down the city in the night,

Reindeer watch as Santa's Taxi pulls away
And as the guard puts out sweet Rudolf's light
Next day all are surprised with some empty walls
Between wall and floors' there's just tree.. Now the children do fear
Santa's nothing at all, they just stand back and release belief

Ended so quick on that night, they review their moment
And say it was T S A's stand.... but they just killed Christmas, brought it to end,
The night, of, San...ta's.. scan!!!!....................