Song Parodies -> Drunk On Rum

Original Song Title:	"Born To Run"
Original Performer:	Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:	"Drunk On Rum"
Parody Written by:	Mark Scotti

An epic about a drinking problem....

In the pub the bartender called out real loud it's time for one last round
And my head was spinning but happy to know that you were not around
I lined up shots by my right side,
Won't yield, I suspected
My drinkin' was over the line

Whoaaa

Hungry now I quickly downed a Big Mac
Feel like death camp, had an acid crap
Gotta change my pants full of chum

'But don't blame me, baby I was drunk on rum

Maybe I'll stagger in, and try to defend
All my screaming from drunkin' visions
I'll strap the keg onto my left leg
It's not the best of my decisions

Hopefully, I won't get a slap
You'll tell me to stop, a plan I never attack
h-OH,I would talk but my butt feels like fire
And maybe I'm so freaked out and seeing spiders
And you don't know how the DT's feel
See that my pants I have defiled
And I'm belching up my second meal

In my psychosis scary Star Wars clones scream out with no regard
I see Springsteen in my rearview mirror
And the Pope tries to look so hard
Amusing drinks rise in front of my face
They are out of my reach and I'm pissed
I wanna chow down at Wendy's with Jack D tonight
And make flatulating mist

I'm heaving heavy at the porcelain altar, I think my lungs came up outside
Drinking's not fun at my home tonight
And you take my vice in stride
Together, honey we'll work out my problems
And find the love once again in both our souls

One day babe I'm not sure how
But I'm gonna get to that spot
Where I'll treat you real good
and not call your brother a scum

But till then don't blame me
'Baby I was drunk on rum

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alvin - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

disgustingly funny...retained the urgent tone of the OS...especially liked the death camp / acid crap line

Timmy1000 - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm still laughing at pants full of chum - some great lines in this one. I'm glad you got Springsteen in this one. Well done.

Mark Scotti - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin &Tim! It's funny how the muse drives you, because the very 2 lines that you both mentioned were the first ones that popped into my head as I was listening to Born To Run on the radio on the way into work 2 days ago. I almost drove off the wrote, writing lyrics down as I drove! Gonna have to get a small recorder before I have an accident...

Below Average Dave - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Ha, challenging yourself here Mark, much more impressive than the first one I read, well executed. Learning quickly you are. Brave use of the topic too, I've had a few drinking parodies myself, fun topic to take on. . .5s

AFW - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Good alibi format..very descriptive

Mark Scotti - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dave & AFW!!!!!!!!!

TJC - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Marcus, me boy, Captain Morgan and I heartily approve of yer fugue state'in debauchery!

Mark Scotti - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, TJC!

Christie Marie M - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment

(Drunken, slurring): Where...am...I?(hic).. This is RightIAm site I'm in?..(hic)...Wow, this is a pretty room! Whoooaaa...I see 3 set of 5's dancing across the wall!..(5 minutes now sober): Just like Gari J's parody on Final Pint Down, I got drunk just reading and singing yours as well! Reminds me of this Frat Party I used to go to in my college years. I was pretty drunk that day. Therefore, when I order liquor, I order water as well so I can dilute the liquor and not get drunk (esp. as a designated driver). Great parody you wrote! Take 555 more pints of rum on me!

Mark Scotti - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment

TTTThhhhanks(More drunken slurring..) Christie!!!

TeQuilaRita - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir, loved this rum ditty, rum, diddle rum !

Mark Scotti - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thank you kindly, TeQii!!!!

Matthias - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Welcome to the contests Mark! It's seems you've been around the parody pen and paper for quite some time this was pretty good, a lot of bathroom humor (And that's not really my thing, but this was still impressive!)

Mark Scotti - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Matthias!!!

Phil Alexander - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Thought I'd commented on this one already... must have been another runken drum parody :-) Cheers, Mark :-)

Mark Scotti - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment

A staggering thanks to you, Phil!

kevin - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment

youve picked my vice and i loves the flatulating mist line good job

LLX - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment

A misty thanks to you, Kev!!!!

Claude Prez - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice job, Mark. I didn't find this fall-down funny but it had lots of clever matches to the original ("chow down at Wendy's" was my fave). It also seems like a really tough song to do so great job on the pacing as well.

Mark Scotti - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Claude. Yes, this one was a tough one to do.

Pensworth - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Ahh, a cautionary tale!

Mark Scotti - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Pennsworth!!!

bobpiecheese - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Brilliant way to start being in the SOTM, Mark! Brilliant parody through and through, 555 for sure!

Mark Scotti - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Bob!!!

Max Power - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Alcohol level is over 9,000!

Mark Scotti - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Inebriated thanks to you, Max!!!

Stuart McArthur - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) yeah, it's hard not calling girlfriends' brothers "scum" Mark - I sympathise - but more, I sympathise with your tackling of this OS, because I recently tried it and it's a monster to pace - I really liked the droll "It's not the best of my decisions" and the way taking that hallucination line allowed you to go anywhere - now that WAS a good decision! - 555

Mark Scotti - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Stuart! It was pretty much a monster to tackle. Fortunately enough, I actually heard some of the moer difficult lines immediately in my head, as I was listening to the song one day. I had to take it on after writing those...

Below Average Dave - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above, your first entered month Mark happens to be a very challenging month parody wise, keep it up and welcome to SOTM

Mark Scotti - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks, Dave!!!

Arwen - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM...nice work here...pacing was great, and I agree that it's an OS that I'd never be able to tackle. Not being a drinker myself, this song reminds me why I don't pick up the habit...; )

Mark Scotti - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Arwen!!!

Invisible Boy - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Welcome to SOTM, Mark. I agree that this was a tough OS to take on. You did a fine job.
I liked the "I see Springsteen in my rearview mirror" reference...

Glen S - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Your sound-alikes were excellent. "Feel like death camp, had an acid crap Gotta change my pants full of chum" and "keg to your leg" stood out for me. Definitely keep writing.

Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) You certainly know how to take a song and rum with it! Some good lines in here. Welcome, I hope to see more!

Song Parodies -> Drunk On Rum

"Born To Run"

Bruce Springsteen

"Drunk On Rum"

Mark Scotti

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