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Song Parodies -> "Not a Bag, That Techno Briefcase"
Original Song Title:
"Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"
Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Not a Bag, That Techno Briefcase"
Parody Written by:
Azza & Nazza
The Lyrics
this song is the random story of a long running question of who is better; dave the chess champion, or omar the briefcase-bearing bowlcut boy... you make you own decision
Not a Bag, That Techno Briefcase
Dave used to think
Chess was the answer to everything
But chess can't compete
With techno things like
Omar's case
yeah
Feels like Dave's caught in the middle
Without glasses he'd be blind...
(Chorus)
It's not a bag
That Techno Briefcase
All Dave needs is time
A briefcase coloured lime
Techno lime green...
He's so funky
Some people call him Lee Carey
Its time Omar
Learned to face he's not as cool as Dave
Dave doesn't need a briefcase to be smooth
So tell Dave to shut his case
It's not a bag
That Techno Briefcase
All Dave needs is time
A briefcase coloured lime
Techno lime green...
It may bee cool
But Omar can't cut it at Chess Club
You will see it in his case
Dave will bee first to say...
"Checkmate..."
It's not a bag
(It's not a bag don't tell Dave what to believe)
That techno briefcase
(I'm just tryin' to find the briefcase in Dave, yeah)
All Dave needs is time (All Dave needs)
A checkmate that's sublime (That's sublime)
While he's insecure
It's not a bag
That techno briefcase
All Dave needs is time (is all Dave needs)
Checkmate, baby, blime... y
While he's at Chess Club
It's not a bag
That Techno Briefcase
Dave used to think
Chess was the answer to everything
But chess can't compete
With techno things like
Omar's case
yeah
Feels like Dave's caught in the middle
Without glasses he'd be blind...
(Chorus)
It's not a bag
That Techno Briefcase
All Dave needs is time
A briefcase coloured lime
Techno lime green...
He's so funky
Some people call him Lee Carey
Its time Omar
Learned to face he's not as cool as Dave
Dave doesn't need a briefcase to be smooth
So tell Dave to shut his case
It's not a bag
That Techno Briefcase
All Dave needs is time
A briefcase coloured lime
Techno lime green...
It may bee cool
But Omar can't cut it at Chess Club
You will see it in his case
Dave will bee first to say...
"Checkmate..."
It's not a bag
(It's not a bag don't tell Dave what to believe)
That techno briefcase
(I'm just tryin' to find the briefcase in Dave, yeah)
All Dave needs is time (All Dave needs)
A checkmate that's sublime (That's sublime)
While he's insecure
It's not a bag
That techno briefcase
All Dave needs is time (is all Dave needs)
Checkmate, baby, blime... y
While he's at Chess Club
It's not a bag
That Techno Briefcase
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Are you like, stupid or something? The original was a hit just a couple years ago! Where do you get 70s from? Britney wasn't even born yet!
calm down mate it was just a mistake i know it was from a few years ago, im actually very groovy believe it or not
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