It don't matter to sheep
If your billy goat won't
Chase after Little Bo Peep
Heidi's a name you've often misspelled
Can't count past nine
Fine... they will not mind

It don't matter to sheep
If you care or if you
Really don't give a bleat
They're docile and they rarely respond
Won't baaaa-t an eye
Sheep... won't ask you why

Know any people with evil goat get-up
Does it seem to be their only fun?
How heavy horns can make their bloody billy bladder
Feel as weak as full moon mass
Every Aries playing on the fears of simple
Minds who're cut off at the pass

And it don't matter to sheep
If you're comf'table in black and white woolen shirts
With scarf and matching pleats
Made on a loom spec'ly for you
A crocheted heart there in plain view
There's no need to hide

'Cause it don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep

It seems they always sleep
A sonic boom won't change their tune
Jurassic park, they'd last till noon
Ewe can't use my slide

Was there prehistoric sheep?