On Twitturd this morning, more lies were spawned
Then they continued throughout the day
All the people that read them were conned
Where'd all learn to fantasize this way?

It's Norm Vincent Pealing (Norm Vincent Pealing)
Precursor to "The Secret" in its day (Norm Vincent Pealing)
And Norm Vincent spieling (Norm Vincent spieling)
Napoleon Hill had the same say
Later some came under Rhonda Byrne's sway

"The Secret," for example, a con
Latest version of pie in the sky
Such fantasizing will never be gone
Many need to reality-deny

Like Norm Vincent Pealing (Norm Vincent Pealing)
Precursor to "The Secret" in its day (Norm Vincent Pealing)
And Norm Vincent spieling (Norm Vincent spieling)
Napoleon Hill preyed the same way
But Byrne makes them seem sane in every way

Delusional thinking is old
It proceeds to this day without delay
Yet for it many folks tend to go
They close their eyes to facts with each day
To truth it’s "nay"!!

It's Norm Vincent Pealing (Norm Vincent Pealing)
And suchlike fantasies that are their way (Norm Vincent Pealing)
They will not be peeling (will not be peeling)
The layers of delusion away

(Fade on augmented power chords with Crockenspiel ostinato )