Song Parodies -> "Lease Your Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Peace of Mind"

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Original Performer:

"Lease Your Wife"

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The Lyrics

Just a funny concept. What if a man was so desperate for money, he actually pimped out his spouse via lease? That's hysterical!

Verse 1: Now if your money’s kinda low
And your bills still need payin’
You’ve got some way to make dough
Cuz you gotta new bride last year
And you both keep prayin’
Cuz she wants a family oh so
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Chorus: I understand all the set conventions
But I just want to improve your life
If you quell all your apprehensions
I’ll pay loads if I could just lease your wife
Yeah! (Oo, oo, oo)

Verse 2: Now you’re ‘bout to blow your top
From this proposal notion
Hope you didn’t take it wrong
Can’t cha see there’s just no way
For finance motion
Other than your wife in thongs
Oh!

Chorus: I understand you have strong convictions
But I just want you wife’s sweet behind
Marriage is not my jurisdiction
But what’s it for if you can’t lease your wife?

Take your wife to bed
Take your wife to bed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Whoa!

[Suitor guitar solo]

Verse 3: Now everybody’s got their vice
They just keep pursuin’
Mine happens to be your spouse
Lots of people out to get their vows renewing
While your wife’s inside my house
Oh!

Chorus: I understand this thought is progressive
But I don’t think this will wreck our lives
Please dude don’t be so damn possessive
In the future all men will lease their wives

Take a look ahead
Take a look ahead
Look ahead!
Oooooooooooo…

November 19, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Glen S - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Does the leaser have to pay utilities or is that included? Funny concept Blayde. Well done.

Hu's On First - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment

This actually has happened before: http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-03-18/news/27059408_1_craigslist-child-church-youth-counselor

Explore Monogamy - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment

There's been a movie in the 90s about this - it starred Robert Redford, DemiMoore and Woody Harrelson. Also, a fellow co-worker at a butcher shop offered me his wife for a weekend. I declined. He told the others in the shop about this like I was crazy. Turned out they ALL had laid with her. I may be many things but I am NOT a housebreaker. They all thought I was nuts.

Matthias - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

This parody is on the boarder of disturbing and perverted and outright funny. You did a great balancing act here making it more funny than sexual and that's what makes it stand out from the rest.

bobpiecheese - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Pretty good parody for such an odd concept, but I think it was missing one key thing: what the guy's wife thought of this suggestion. Oh well. 555 indecent proposals!

Agrimorfee - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment

And how much for the security deposit? Successfully done parody because you kept that same wry humor through the whole thing without gtting smarmy. Fun parody.

Rex - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment

This parody begs the questions: did Sonny Bono share Cher? Did Anthony Newley loan Joan? Did Charlie Sheen lease Denise?

Below Average Dave - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment

"I’ll pay loads if I could just lease your wife". .. well now, there's a double entendre if I've ever seen one. . .the idea of being a husband pimp is disturbing to be honest. . .but this was funny.

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