I think I’m going to portmanteau
It’s something that I really like to do
The lingo that I parlez-vous
It’s what I like to do

P-p-p-p-p-p-portmanteau
It’s not as easy as it looks, to do
To make one good word out of two
Is the crux of portmanteau

I like to kick it at a Brestaurant
I enjoy one anytime I want
I find that Hooters is my favorite haunt
I have to say that’s true

Those shorts they wear are Bootylicious
I go there for the steaming dishes
My favorite station there is Trish’s
Oh, and yeah, there’s food

And have I mentioned that portmanteau
Is an art form that I’m so into
Comes from the land of cordon bleu
It’s what I like to do

P-p-p-p-p-p-portmanteau
To make one, here is what you need to do
Apply a spot of linguistic glue
You got a portmanteau

There’s a lot of words you might have read
Like meld and napalm, smog and moped
And frankenfood, it fills me full of dread
I’ll bet it does, you too

I’ve heard about a thing they call Bromance
It sounds like something that they do in France
I say they better keep it in their pants
Don’t wanna’ havta’ spew

I still like trying a portmanteau
When describing something totally new
Or just a new name for my favorite shoe
That’s what I like to do

P-p-p-p-p-p-portmanteau
One will come to me from out of the blue
But never ever when I want it to
The curse of portmanteau

I’ve decided to try Jazzercise
I’m just attempting to reduce my thighs
I take an awful ribbing from the guys
“Do you wear Jeggings, too?”

I try to use a new one everyday
I really don’t care what the linguists say
They put the “F” in Fugly anyway
Oh yes, you know it’s true

That’s why I’m going to Portmanteau
It’s something that I really like to do
I feel a touch of Deja vu
Been here a time or two

P-p-p-p-p-p-portmanteau
And for those of you who don’t have a clue
Try to make one good word out of two
To make one good word out of two
To make one good word out of two
And that’s a portmanteau