Song Parodies -> "Good Old Wok And Roll"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

"Good Old Wok And Roll"

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The Lyrics

I'm in a place they call "Chinese Junk"
Just stuffin' gobs a' grub into my trunk
Oriental satisfies my soul
I love that good old wok and roll..

I've found my niche in San Francisco
When waiters bring more food I'm ready to go
Sorry Emmy..but your Post doesn't flow
I'm scarfin' good old wok and roll...

Whooooooooaa......

I want more good old wok and roll
Can't use no chopsticks, they're way too slow
Ohhhhh.....
My tongue's a buckin' bull...food rodeo,
I love that good old wok and roll..

If this chef cooks it, I'll eat black crow
Might even dine on dog, or gopher, you know
The food's delicious, don't cost very much dough
Rib stickin' good old wok and roll..

I'm here on thursday, for "All You Can Eat"
I arrived early to be sure of a seat
I'll fight Rodan, or I'll kick a troll
No-one can take my wok and roll

Bring me more good wok and roll
My hungry tummy's a Chinese hole
Call Guiness, record feast..that's now my goal
Keep bringin' good old wok and roll

Yeah, that good old wok and roll...

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Luvs Asia - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Racist garbage

Porfle Popnecker - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Made me hungry!

Chris Saffle - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Luvs Asia - do you seriously see this as offensive? with where this song could have gone, I thought it had quite a bit of restraint. I could write you a racist song about eating Chinese food if you want (but, I dont wanna'), but this was tame. Sure, there may have been a little stereotypin' sprinkled in, but most parodies do that. if you truly are offended, I am sorry. I am sure it was not the author's intent. I would hope that everyone doing this would have thick skin, because parodies spare no gender, nationality, or class.

AFW - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Porfle...and thanks, Chris for your vote and commentary support...Yeah, sometimes they come out of the woodwork...beyond me, how someone thinks it's racist to say you love Chinese food

wildcard - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

he he

John Barry - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

As we know, AFW, they're out there.

AFW - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, wc, and John

Dave W. - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

And you know what they say.....write one racist stereotype parody and a half hour later you'll be writing another.... Go home now,you be here four hour

AFW - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dave...oh, what you said...good line switch to an old racist joke ...and I realize you're making a good point ..because this classic one-liner, (eat chinese, and an hour later you'll be hungry again) has been used, in various ways, by nearly every iconic comedian I can think of..and I don't recall anyone ever calling legends like Milton Berle, or Red Buttons a racist.

Christie Marie M - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Oh, yeah, gotta love Chinese food. Yeah, Chinese food is my biggest weakness, well...since I'm Asian. I would love to eat Chinese food, especially during my lunch break at work. I'd also get them when I go to Florida. The Double Dragon Take Out Chinese in NJ has the best Chinese food ever. Well, I'd like to treat you to 5 dumplings, 5 packs of Lo Mein, and 5 Egg Rolls.

Andria - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Great job... I'm pretty fond of Chinese food as well, I love Kung Pao chicken the best, there is a place down the road from where I work that I get my Kung Pao fix from on Mondays and Thursdays... nothing racist about this parody, and here are 5s.

Luvs Asia: When AFW writes about something, it is always in jest or educational and is never intended to be offensive. Same goes with all other authors here who aren't trolls...

AFW - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Many thanks to Christie and Andria

Old Man Ribber - November 27, 2011 - Report this comment

AFW - Can I have that with flied lice? ;D

LilCupCakes - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Sir L'Air de Farce, Duke 0'Edge, " Don't feed me Siamese, if you please . . . "

AFW - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, OMR...lol, sounds appetizing....and here you are, again...LCC, machine-gunning me v and c..bless you...but,no Siamese?.you know that old saying, "Two heads are better than one"

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