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Song Parodies -> "Madoff You Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Loser"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Madoff You Loser"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

GUILTY as charged!!!
He just robbed them of their life plans
They'd like to choke him with their hands
He lost their homes and security
He needs to be set adrift out to sea

Madoff you loser
Glad you're gonna fall
Wished we'd seen your evil writing on the wall

You're evil to the bitter end
If Hitler lived he would be your friend
Now you're nothing but a rodent and pest
You should rot in jail, and have no rest

Madoff you loser
Now you're gonna crawl
And in prison, you're nightly getting mauled (you're nightly getting mauled)

...You're nightly getting mauled...
...ohh, ohh, nightly getting mauled...
...You can cry, while you're nightly getting mauled...

You're gonna meet some new enemies
And with disdain you'll be down on your knees
You'll cry and plead, as the new cell squeeze

Madoff you loser
Passed like a rag doll
To pond scum you are small

We don't need you at all

We don't need you at all

(We don't need you at all)

(Don't need you at all)

Copyright 2009

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Christie Marie M - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Madoff has gone through my head the whole day, Mark. Madoff is such a madman, but also a successful businessman as well!! He just jumped at the opportunity to make a whole lot of money. This is the most controversial news I ever heard of today since Enron, or Martha Stewart. Hope that SOB goes to jail for a long, long time! I bet it probably wouldn't matter to him now that he's 70. From the way he admits to fraud, sounds to me that he enjoyed what he did. Someone asked me today how much Madoff owed me, so I jokingly said $65B. I wasn't one of his victims, Thank God. Anyways, I loved the way you wrote your parody. Great job telling all about ol' Bernie! It's all good! 555!
Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie!
Jim Rotondo - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh Master of Current Events, great parody!
Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jim. I just had to roast him, THAT SCUM!!!
Timmy1000 - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
They need to find where the money went - he's probably got a lot of relatives living off this fraud. Good parody - nice us of the OS.
Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim!
2Eagle - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Hitler would have been his friend - yuou're right. He was the most successful con artist in history.
Leo Keough - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
555's - Especially, liked the Hitler line!
Below Average Dave - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I hadn't heard the story prior to reading, asked Jack (Red Ant) and he told me a little about it. . .What a jerk-o too bad the song didn't give you more to work with, 5's for concept.
Mark Scotti - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Just got back on today, so belated thanks to 2Eagle, Leo, and B.A.D.!!! I didn't lose any money from that scum, but he sure ripped off a ton of others....
Madoff Hater - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
GREAT JOB!!! Today, the rat got EXACTLY what he deserves, 150 years!!!!
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, M.H. Hope you were not one of the ones scewed by this scum...

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