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Song Parodies -> "Whole Tub of Rocky Road"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Rock and Roll"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger
Parody Song Title:
"Whole Tub of Rocky Road"
Parody Written by:
Papageno
The Lyrics
Just take those frozen foods off the shelf,
Id rather eat some ice cream by myself,
Those frozen veggies just aint the same cold,
I eat a whole tub of rocky road.
Don't try to feed me TV Dinners,
They have to cut corners to get more sold,
Those chicken substitutes are pressed from a mold,
I like a whole tub of rocky road.
Still got that whole tub of rocky road,
It gives me headaches cause it's super cold,
I drink the rest after it melts in the bowl,
From that whole tub of rocky road.
Won't microwave no bean burritos,
I'd rather get the gas that comes from lactose,
There's only one sure thing that gets me to blow,
I eat that whole tub of rocky road.
Still got that whole tub of rocky road,
It gives me headaches cause it's super cold,
I drink the rest after it melts in the bowl,
From that whole tub of rocky road.
No frozen spinach cause that tastes like swill,
Eatin' those fudge-pops neat requires skill,
Those frozen veggies just aint the same cold,
I eat a whole tub of rocky road.
*I ate a whole tub of rocky road,
It gave me headaches cause it's super cold,
I drank the rest after it melt' in the bowl,
From that whole tub of rocky road.
*Repeat
Id rather eat some ice cream by myself,
Those frozen veggies just aint the same cold,
I eat a whole tub of rocky road.
Don't try to feed me TV Dinners,
They have to cut corners to get more sold,
Those chicken substitutes are pressed from a mold,
I like a whole tub of rocky road.
Still got that whole tub of rocky road,
It gives me headaches cause it's super cold,
I drink the rest after it melts in the bowl,
From that whole tub of rocky road.
Won't microwave no bean burritos,
I'd rather get the gas that comes from lactose,
There's only one sure thing that gets me to blow,
I eat that whole tub of rocky road.
Still got that whole tub of rocky road,
It gives me headaches cause it's super cold,
I drink the rest after it melts in the bowl,
From that whole tub of rocky road.
No frozen spinach cause that tastes like swill,
Eatin' those fudge-pops neat requires skill,
Those frozen veggies just aint the same cold,
I eat a whole tub of rocky road.
*I ate a whole tub of rocky road,
It gave me headaches cause it's super cold,
I drank the rest after it melt' in the bowl,
From that whole tub of rocky road.
*Repeat
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