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Song Parodies -> "Dick Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Lick Samba"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley and The Wailers

Parody Song Title:

"Dick Cheney"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Not one of Bob Marley's more famous songs, but it just fits. It helps if you sing Cheney more like "cheh-neh." I have an mp3 of the OS, but nowhere to post it. Any takers?
Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, whoa-oh Dick Cheney
Da V.P. Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, whoa now {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}

I could not resist {Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney} whoa now
{Whoa-oh, Dick Cheney}
To give him some dis* {Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney} whoa now
{Whoa-oh, Dick Cheney}

Oh yes we know that you are insane {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
And you could use some Rogaine {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
Seems you’re on a losing streak {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
Ever since the Ms. Plame leak, you’ve fallen {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}

Disgusted Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, I say
{whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
Oh No! {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
Oh No No {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}

What a putz, a-Dick he no look sincere {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
He look-a, a like-a, he eat babies {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
It seem he no have any shame {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
He deprive room of light {black-hole Dick Cheney}

Ah he’s a prick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
Dick Cheney, sick mainly, Dick Cheney, oh no! {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}

Yeah, yeah! No tall man {low foe Dick Cheney}
Did he commit crime? He’s shady {whoa-oh Dick Cheney}
And he got picked on by Jim Brady**
{Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney} whoa-oh Dick Cheney
He’s a nice a fella as Joe Stalin
{Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney} no Joe Dick Cheney
Approval rating, sure took a maulin’
{Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney} you blow Dick Cheney
*as in disrespect . . . . . **Jim Brady was Press Secretary under Ronald Reagan, and was shot and permanently disabled during the assassination attempt on Reagan. As years went on, he became a handgun control and anti-gun violence activist. After Cheney shot his lawyer friend last year, Jim Brady basically called Cheney an idiot.

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Pacing: 1.8
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Total Votes: 15

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Kristof Robertson - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good job with a song that doesn't give you much to work with, McK....545
The Gay Voice - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Wel, I echo Kristof's opinion. . .My big quibble over Cheney is his failure to support his lesbian daughter and flip flopping on gay marriage to support Bush over his own daughter. I personally thought that was wrong, but alas it is the Politics Way of doing things. . .support what's popular not what's best for your family.

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