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Phil Alexander

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A tribute to Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres, from Viz magazine. Just a quick note: the "Big Hard One" mentioned, is, of course, the Viz annual...
...and because the original song goes into French, I thought I just had to do something French, too. If it's too hard, let me know
Oh Finbarr, do-me-do
Always laugh at you, Finbarr, do-me-do
Always laugh at you
Fnarr fnarr - you say you want a pun
Fnarr fnarr - I'd love to give you one
Fnarr fnarr - I've only just begun, fnarr

Oh when we w**k it always feels so nice
And eating pork, would twice a night suffice
Fnarr fnarr I've got a Big Hard One, fnarr

You say I'm a hard man: it's true, every time I look at you
When you smile it's like a dream
And is it wet when I'm dreaming of you?

Fnarr fnarr, that's such a great big grin
Fnarr fnarr, it's so big it should win
Fnarr fnarr, had to slip that one in, fnarr

Fnarr fnarr, et puis j'essayerais
Fnarr fnarr, un 'double' en Francais
Fnarr fnarr, un grand baiser d'éternité

Fnarr fnarr, je suis si folle, je sais
Fnarr fnarr, pour faire le pompier
Fnarr fnarr, un grand baiser d'éternité

Oh Finbarr, whoopie-do
Was it hard for you? Finbarr, double-do
Was it hard for you? Finbarr, double-do
Was it hard for you?
To anyone who doesn't know the Viz comics, I suggest staying well away from here

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Billy Florio - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
actully the original was by Randy and the Rainbows and called "Denise"..the Blondie version good too, but unfortunatly, I know clue who this song is about lol

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