Fart Some Gas

Once I had a pain and it was some gas
Soon turned out had to let one blast
Coke was the real thing, only to find
Nacho big grunts, from my behind
Once I let one rip and it was aisle nine
Soon found out I was breaking some wind
It seemed like a good thing but I was so blind
Buncha big grunts, from the behind

In my briefs
What I feel is squeezing and I'm peeling paint
Smell is so confusing everybody’s gonna faint
If I think I'm gassing you it's just my food
I know it’s just plain rude


Once I had a pain and it was some gas
Soon turned out ‘had to let one pass
Coke was the real thing, I could imbibe
Nachos’ big gusts, from my behind

Once I let one rip and it was aisle five
Soon found out it was garlic and chives
Coke seemed like the real thing that I was to imbibe
Nachos’ big thrust, fires from behind

Tossed outside!
Cause of all the onions and the endless chives
I'm the one that’s fartin’, gonna let one slide
I’m making butt cheek music, yeah

Yeah, riding on gas’s true bluish flame

Once I had a pain and it was some gas
Soon turned out to be a flame out the ass
Coke was the thing I was to imbibe
Nachos’ big gust, from my behind