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Song Parodies -> "Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

BJ Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bird drops keep fallin' on my head,
Green, yellow, purple, orange, and pink and even red,
Wish those birds weren't fed.
Hope soon...they start stoppin'
With the plops they been droppin'

I guess me some enemies above
Wet arrows shot from sparrows..
Strange peace signs..from a dove..
Targeting my top..
I'm..bald as an eight's been shed,
Now head's a mess..

I better buy me a hat..
Or maybe an umbrella..from the fella'
Dan-ger's airborne,
Since I've been goin' acapella..

Cuz' bird drops keep fallin' on my head,
My wife checked my scalp a little closer, and she said
Hair fuzz.. Holy Cow!
I'm never gonna' stop the bird drops from fallin'
It's growin' hair !!
Birds, please splat more up..the-e-ere

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Guano parodies rock! ;D
WCJ - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Sometimes the bird s**t won't quit! LOL!! ;-D Excellent parody AFW! 5's! :-)
AFW - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys..
Bill - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Flat stinks. I wrote better things 40 yrs ago. Go get a life loser.
Porfle Popnecker - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
You don't seem to have one yourself, Billy Boy! :D
Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Dont sit under a tree too long or the Birds will nail you
Phoenix Force - June 02, 2018 - Report this comment
My mom was bombed by a seagull when she was little. and in the Mel Brookes movie HIGH ANXEITY a man gets bombed by some birds the movie is a parody of Alfred Hitchcock
Alpha Skua - June 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Beware just in case you had a bad quarrel with someone who is deceased they may come back as a Bird and nail you

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