Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "There's Just No Help, You're Bleeding"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Can't Help Believing"

Original Performer:

BJ Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"There's Just No Help, You're Bleeding"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


There's just no help, you're bleeding,
'Cause Mom's riled up scoffed and mental.
All displaced with twisty scorning.
And the drama's got no sorrow in her eyes.

Mom won't let me help her bleeding,
'Cause she's eyeing hos that ride me,
As her heart beats one last rhythm 'fore she dies,

Each time the girl I gotta slay,
Her crime was givin' it away,
The whore is just the prey.

There's just no help for bleeding,
As she strips I scan and spy can.
As she's killed in stall not yelpless,
As she lingers hold her ground to life so loved.

Well I just can't stop her bleeding,
When she's whimpering so tragic.
'Cause Mom dear is finding sonny sweet in love.

She says the girl he's got to slay, (No time does Norman have a say)
(Each time the girl must go away)
Poor whores were just a lay...

For goin' all the way...
(He just can't help the bleeding...)

(Repeat 'til fade)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Timmy1000 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Another good Psycho tale.
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
gimme a slice of this psycho parody...i eat 'em up
adagio - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the Psycho bit! I noticed something about your Psycho first I, at least, don't know what it's about, but then get it 1/4 way through. Makes it intesting.
adagio - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I meant to say "more interesting" : )
blackjack21 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Murderously good, 555.
TJC - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This one ain't for 'The Birds'!
Fiddlegirl - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
"Showering" you with 5s!
AFW - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You and alvin seem to be a bottomless pit of psycho tales...and all good ones..

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1220