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Song Parodies -> "I Just Need Help Conceiving"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Can’t Help Believing"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Need Help Conceiving"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I just need help conceiving
To compile up somethin’ fetal
In a dish of petrie spawning
And the promise of invitro ‘tween my thighs

Man, I just need help conceiving
Uncomplying ovums hiding
Had a chart - we tracked the rhythm method, tried

Each time the sperm has gone astray
Each time the sperm has gone astray
Assured of much dismay…

I just need help conceiving
Need a slip from gland of my man
To a-seal to wall of ut’rus
Or some emb’ros grown without, in womb be shoved

Planned - I just need help conceiving
Eggs be doused with seed, pelagic
And affixed vaginal: one, two, three or f-i-i-ive

Each time the sperm has gone astray
(This time for sperm we’re gonna pay)
This time his sperm done Onan way
And fer-ti-lize we may

(instrumental interlude – the Waltz of the Little-Tailed Soldiers)

I’ll bear (with luck) a ba-a-abe

(just need help conceiving)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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2Eagle - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Do you watch re runs of Friends? Monica at least adopted. Good parody - 5's. 7ez - somehow that security code doesn't fit the theme.
TJC - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely conceived medical musical--you use the rhythm method? ('BJ' Thomas, indeed... LOL!)
alvin - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao @ little tailed soldiers
mandamoo - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great theme! Love how the Americans spell foetal hehe ;) Multiple 5s!!!

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