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Song Parodies -> "My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head,
I'll soon be a guy who's bald, and this is what I dread
Then no hats will fit,
Gotta' stop hair from fallin' off my head, it keeps fallin'!

So, I got me them remedies they sell,
To regain with that Rogaine, and some herbal rub, as well
Nothin' seems to work
This hair just keeps fallin' off my head, it keeps fallin'

The next thing that I try
Are follicles of implants, meant to enhance,
But two months and two grand later, there is no chance!

My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head,
So I take out my razor, shave until all hair is shed..
Comb'over's not for me..
Now I'm Makin' up for all the time I wasted by complainin'
She likes me bald..
so, nothin's worryin' me!
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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
hats off to you...5s
Jeff Reuben - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song. Here's your token "Hair today, gone the next" comment.
Meriadoc - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked that 'regain with Rogaine' line!
AFW - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Jeff and Meriadoc...
Arwen - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute, Airfarce!
AFW - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost a perfect parody, but you missed by a... wait, have I told that joke before?
AFW - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A late thanks to Michael
paola - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment
i love that song

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