Song Parodies -> "Pain Doc Keeps Stalling on My Meds"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Original Performer:

"Pain Doc Keeps Stalling on My Meds"

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The Lyrics

Another parody inspired by real life: after a recent visit to the pain clinic, I was prescribed several new pills that the pharmacy can't give me because they don't have the doctor's authorization to bill my state medical insurance. He's normally quick about faxing in the paperwork, but this time--it's been three days now, with no progress in sight. After my latest calls to the drugstore and clinic, I felt a protest song coming on.

Pain doc keeps stalling on my meds
It's not like the man, to be too busy for the Feds
(Owww, I feel like s**t!)
Still, pain doc keeps stalling on my meds, he keeps stalling

Well, I've just done me some talking on the phone
The guys at the pharmacy have heard me b***h and moan:
"Doctor's off the job--
That pain doc keeps stalling on my meds, he keeps stalling!"

But there's one thing I know
The form he'd send to bill the state for pills, now--
It's been too long to tough out feeling ill, now

Pain doc keeps stalling on my meds
And that means the price would put me deep into the red
Paying's not for me, no
I've got a lot of help to gain by complaining
'Cause nothing's free, pain's still worrying me

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Airfarcewon - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Very Well done....Perfect fit...555

Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

555...please accept my thoughts of healing for relief of your pain, Ingeborg.

Kristof Robertson - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

You poor thing...hope it works out for you. Here's 555mg of something strong to tide you over.

Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

I love that - you can have my 555 too Ingebord

John Barry - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

5s for the title!

Royce Miller - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

very well done, but I'm sorry it comes from real life

Meriadoc - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

555 mg. of vicodin for you, and hope it will make you feel better! :-)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Irritatingly inspirational! I am assuming from your exotic name (Japanese? Korean?) that English would be one of many linguals you use. If this is the case, your mastery shown through the title of this parody deserves applause. If not, then take three 5s and see me in the morning.

Peregrin - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Jake/Luke, I would have guessed scandanavian? We may find out! Good one Ingeborg.

Ingeborg S. Nord�n - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

My name is indeed Scandinavian (Swedish in fact), though I'm living in the US. I know Old Norse and most of the languages based on it, but would not dare try writing a parody in a Nordic language because few people could read it.

Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

555 �g and remember: Humour may be hazardous to your illness.

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