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Song Parodies -> "Beckham´s Been Cheating On His Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Beckham´s Been Cheating On His Wife"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

First use of "Cheetah": As in that large but very thin wild cat.
Second use of "Cheetah": As in Tarzan´s little monkey friend in the old movies.
Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
Apparently she no longer can spice up his life
Marriage´s not a hit
And, Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
He´s been cheating

Maybe he´s picking up habits from before
Or Sven-Göran Eriksson has taught him how to score
Sleeping with a blonde
That, Viking was cheating on his wife
Just like David

Yes he´s been lay´n´, in Spain
With drunk from Mar-gar-itas Seno-ritas
Compared to whom his skinny woman looks like Cheetahs

Beckham´s been scoring overtime
And Rebecca Loos has made his wife sour like a lime
Crying all the time
But, she cannot ever stop these gold-diggers coming
Kissing his pecs
He´s THE Metrosex-Becks

Compared to him his poshy woman looks like Cheetah

Beckham´s been scoring on the side
And that prob´bly mean his wife will soon give him a ride
Lawyers will be rich
And, Odds: 1-5 that they will not stay United
If he stays Real
Where he´s coping a feeee...

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Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I was very tempted to pen a letter to the Daily Telegraph when they started running "Is Beckham having an affair" stories on the front page - if I want to read this sort of rubbish, I'll buy a ****ing tabloid... but I'll make an exception in your case. And the "Or Sven-Göran Eriksson has taught him how to score" line is perfection :-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I know what you mean. The story´s getting full pages and teve news coverage here too. And he´s not even on our team! Totally absurd. It´s like "We´re breaking our live coverage of the hostage crisis in Iraq and the ruling partys´ future line conference (in Sweden) to bring you this special bulletin: An English Soccer player have had sex!! With a woman!! Younger than him!! And his wife´s pissed!! Stay tuned as we go live from Spain..." etc. I just couldn´t resist using this song one more time, for this subject, though I really should be focusing on school again since the leave is over. Well, there´s always tomorrow... :-)
D-Boz - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, really sums up all the fuzz around poor Mr. Beckham over the past few weeks, lol. It's all really blown out of proportion and I don't really know who's telling the truth. Surely, Posh is gonna go to court with this and I can guarantee that we haven't heard the last from the Beckhams quite yet, lol!
Melhi - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Who's Beckham? (Sorry, bad joke, but this yank couldn't resist.) K1, looks like you're on that roll we were talking about several months ago... can't wait til your next leave! :)
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
That´ll be in June when school is over. But I´ll be moving the same week and don´t know how fast I can get my own connection, or if there will be time over to write anything. The good news is that I already have a steady job waiting for me. :-)
Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Phil about "Sven-Göran Eriksson" - that was priceless! I thought about giving you ones though because you mentioned Beckham and United in the same song, but I put all rivalries aside!
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like there's been a little too much sex in the metro. Wait, is that a subway joke? Beckham likes it in the tube? Uh oh, here comes Ashcroft...
Jan Hayes - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Rather be reading about him on here than in those tabloids... liked this !
sk8er grrrl - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
hes so hot
DKTOS? - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Some guy likes it so much that he has made it background music on his website:

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