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Song Parodies -> "Perverts Been Clicking On My Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Perverts Been Clicking On My Mouse"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to Phil Alexander, not only because he´s psychic enough to figure out that "Raindrops" was gonna be my upcoming target, but also because the last time I had a few days off from school he had a hit here with "50 ways to download porno" and that´s when this idea made it into my sketch book. So, Phil, (and others) here´s a defence speech/song for when your wifes finds out. ;-)
Perverts been clicking on my mouse
They´re breaking an entry every time we leave the house
Neighbours are all weird
Those, perverts been clicking on my mouse
They´ve been clicking

Why should I do it, I have a lovely wife
I tell you it wasn´t me, I could swear on my life
That it wasn´t me
Some, perverts been clicking on my mouse
That´s the reason

And furthermore, my dear
These words you throw to charge me, de-enlarges me
And please don´t say that Scotland Yard will come and barge me

Perverts been clicking on my mouse
My Temp-Map is filled with pics of girls without a blouse
Making me de-roused
But, you´re never gonna stop this smut by complaining
So don´t condemn
I´ll be hands-on on them

Trumpet Solo

And please don´t say that Ma of yours will come to live here!

Perverts been coming very late
So I will stay up and build a trapdoor at the gate
Catching all these scum
I´ll, know how to lure´em, I´m a great master baiter
Then there will be
Only Page 3 for me...

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Rod Worden - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You have that trouble, too? Funny piece, 5-5-5.
Rick D - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I have an original called "Pop-up Momma" about a guy who falls in love with a girl on a site, his computer crashes, and he spend endless hours trying to find her again. The best line: "After all, how many porn sites can there be?" Yours was a funny idea, well done.
Johnny D - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
A little digital action, eh?
Meriadoc - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This was hilarious! And I know someone who really needs a good excuse like this! Hee hee!
Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Laugh out loud funny, K1chyd!
Jan Unwin - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
A fun read. 555
Adagio - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! 5's
Phil Alexander - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations at being the first to fit in a "master baiter" in the lyric... And thanks for the dedication (even though I'm not entirely sure how to take it...) :-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
According to findings via the search function it´s Guy DiRito who was the first one here to fit in a "master baiter" in the lyric. And I´m pretty sure I learned that pun from Claude Prez´s comment on the same parody, it looks more familiar than the parody itself, which is partly above my head. So if that line/pun is to be considered the highlight of this parody, and if it makes you more comfortable, I guess I can let them in on the dedication. :-)

Here´s a link to that one BTW:
DKTOS? - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Some guy likes it so much that he has made it background music on his website:

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