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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Crygor's Rose"

Original Song Title:

"The Rose"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Crygor's Rose"

Parody Written by:

Andrea Huckstep

The Lyrics

This is a song about Dr. Crygor, who, for some odd reason, is obsessed with roses in Wario Ware, inc. Apparently, this mad scientist likes dancing and tests potions on himself, which are obviously laxatives
Some say he lives on the river
that's near Wario Ware inc.
Some say he sits on a toilet
that's where he'll sometimes sleep
Some say he was testing potions
which caused a bathroom's need
He always holds a flower
that was once cleaned

In the lab, Dr. Crygor
he always seems to dance
It's his drink afraid of waking
that makes him mess his pants
It's his lab that once got flooded
when his toilet backed up,
Crygor is afraid of drowning,
so he flies to safety

When the game has been so funny,
Dr. C keeps me amused
and you think that Wario's only
after money and treasure
Just remember Dr. Crygor
far beneath after 9-Volt
Wario's greed
Dr. Crygor works with
in his game
he holds a rose.
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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Katie Yakushi - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... I love Dr. Crygor. I never really understood why. THis is awesome... though I should probably hear the original to get this all and the pacing XD Another reason I can't rate.

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