Some say knob, and some say wiener, all types some short some long.
Some say dick, and some say peter, some laugh when they say dong.
It needs some love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need.
Need to find a pretty flower, so it can spill it's seed.

By yourself, or with a loved one, always fun to watch it dance.
Sitting there all cocked and ready, won't you give it a chance?
Make it stand up at attention, with just a simple tease.
Soldier of love all primed and ready, don't make me beg on my knees.

When the night has been too lonely,
and the day has been too long,
Even if you're old or homely, you can always enjoy your schlong,
Just remember to get some tissues, play to hard it's going to blow,
Spilled the seed, there in the bathroom, It's your thing some call
The hose.