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Song Parodies -> "Jaywalkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you've just been jay walkin'
you think you're so wise
jay walkin''ll be cut to size
jay walkin'...wind up on a hood, yeah
jay walkin'...and busted up good

cars go never know
so you must heed like me
cars go could be squashed
they'd have to drag away your corpse, you see

with all your jay walkin'
you don't realize
bad drivers...just wait for such guys
your body' match for this game
and when you're jay walkin'
there's no one to blame

don't act tough...this ain't good
don't you act the fool
there you go...when the chance arise
leavin' em brakin'...its just plumb uncool

jay walkin'....your life's jeopardized
jay walkin'...all unsupervised
jay walkin'...don't do as you should , yeah
jay walkin' should have just stood

jay walkin'...a citeable crime, yeah
jay walkin'...they'll get you in time
and when your poor body's
run over by tires
jay walkin'...will leave ya expired

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stuart mcarthur - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
"bad drivers...just wait for such guys" was a lol moment al - yeah when will these criminals ever learn - 555
Ann Hammond - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm cracking up.
Dylan Baranski - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Congratulations! You have won the Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Paordy of the Day"! This parody has cost you $555 on your hospital bill. I can definitely imagine the Brothers Gibb singing this. But then Mikey's gonna come along & talk about how the post-'75 Bee Gees weren't as good as the '67-'72 Bee Gees.
Cop Of The World - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I HATE jaywalkers, so I LOVE this parody!
alvin - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart ,ann, dylan (i agree with michael on that one) and COTW
Peregrin - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Lotta laughs Alvin. I also concur with Michael and yourself re early v later. Also, if I saw Barry Gibb crossing the road with those silly gold chains, I would be tempted to aim for him (jaywalking or not) :)
alvin - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin...yep, the brothers gibb went from beautiful balladeers to chattering chipmunks
PMS - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Favorite line was "your body's no match fro this game"
alvin - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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