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Song Parodies -> "Brit-ney!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Yes, it is a tragedy............and to hear an mp3 of "Tragedy" click here".........oh and for the Pacing Police, pronounce Britney with a silent second syllable, so it sounds like Brittany
Here...I lie
on the salon floor and so, goodbye
dead and gone
(no wait, seems I'm worth one milli-on)
I just can't make it on my own
I really should belong to you
shone by you
washed by you
tossed by yooooooooooooooooou...

why'd you need a shop, just to chop me off
huh Britney?
why'd I hafta die? gee I don't know why
It's hard to bare
(but not for your skull though - it's GOT NO HAIR)

so you've shorn me off coz you're all peed off
you hit me...
baby, one more time: I aint FEDERLINE!
I'm just your hair
tomorrow you'll brush me and
I won't be there!

[solemn instrumental]

What...a day!
You started with a de-tox shake
then you quit
(can't blame you that stuff tastes like shit)
you had to take it out on me
I really should be owned by you
grown by you
tended to
extended too

why'd ya hafta shave me oohbaby baby
I was such a friend (though I had split ends)
now I'm not there!
and now Donald Trump has got prettier hair

recent-ly you shared that you're bald down there
but Britney!
doesn't mean you should then extend that look
it's hard to find
bald ex-mouseketeers
not IN decline


[more solemn and foreboding instrumental]

if you wanna headline marry one more time
oh Britney!
what a nincompoop - it's too LATE for "Oops" you
did it again!
the next big idea you get
FIRST count to ten

(oh I give up - honestly....)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jack Wilson - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL that ruled, 555 for Lex Luth...uhh BRITNEY SPEARS's HAIR!
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
best song i've ever heard that was sung by hair
Jack Wilson - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
...and about Hair that wasnt form the musical Hair
Matthias - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Well... I have to hand it to her, shaving her head.... That takes serious Balds
Yoidy - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hair today, shorn tomorrow 555!
AFW - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Clean cut here, Stuart...and funny stuff, as always
2Eagle - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
She isn't the first starlet to go bald. Remember Demi Moore and Sinead o'Connor. Maybe she will have a gender change operation or just say she's gay.
Rick C - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, Stu! She's ALWAYS trying to copy me! I loved the way you ended it too, with "next big idea you get, FIRST count to ten".
Red Ant - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Um, lemme get this straight: this is sung from the point of Britney's shorn mop laying on the salon floor? Yep, that's it. I love "inanimate object viewpoint" parodies (?). Very odd and funny concept from you, and very fitting to TOS too: a ball of hair has no testicles either. Gratz on working in her other "oops" as well. 555.
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"can't blame you that stuff tastes like shit" Stu, your styles continue to amaze me. . .you seem to have a thing for Ms. Spears, this is the second song about here I've read by you, of course this one isn't about her bum though. . .I hadn't heard much from you lately--was getting worried, now I see nothing to worry about--you are still the vet you've always been.
Stuart McArthur - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
sorry to be so late - had a few problems yesterday

thanks Jack - thanks alvin, yes and coincidentally it's the best song those locks have ever sung

thanks Matthias, yoidy, AFW, and 2Eagle

nice of you to drop in Rick - yes, I HAVE noticed her pinching your ideas before, which is SO naive - there's no way Britney's tongue could ever get THAT far down Madonna's throat

thanks Jack - yes, I do have the ability to easily identify with inanimate objects

thanks B.A.Dave - no need to worry mate, I drop in and out of here in true aimless fashion - good to see you've made such a mark for yourself here so quickly :-)
Jack Wilson - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Now do one to "Hair"called "Britney's Hair" Wanna buy Britney's hair?/ Shaved, smelly long hair

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