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Song Parodies -> "How Can I Stop These Double Faults"
Original Song Title:
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"How Can I Stop These Double Faults"
Parody Written by:
Inferno714
The Lyrics
This song is based on what things were like for me during my first season of high school tennis. For those of you who don't know what a double fault is, it's where you miss two consecutive service attempts, and the other player gets the point.
I can think of better days
When playing on the court
Was everything that I could want to do
I would never see a victory
And it was all because of service errors
And...
How can I stop these double faults
How can I stop the game from going bad
How can I stop the sun in my eyes
Making me miss my serves
And how can I mend this broken racquet
When will I ever start to win
Please help me stop these double faults
And help me learn to win
There's always a sudden breeze
That pulls leaves off the trees
And makes the ball land just outside the line
I will never see a victory
Unless I really learn to serve correctly
And...
How can I stop these double faults
How can I stop the game from going bad
How can I stop the sun in my eyes
Making me miss my serves
And how can I mend this broken racquet
When will I ever start to win
Please help me stop these double faults
And help me learn to win
When playing on the court
Was everything that I could want to do
I would never see a victory
And it was all because of service errors
And...
How can I stop these double faults
How can I stop the game from going bad
How can I stop the sun in my eyes
Making me miss my serves
And how can I mend this broken racquet
When will I ever start to win
Please help me stop these double faults
And help me learn to win
There's always a sudden breeze
That pulls leaves off the trees
And makes the ball land just outside the line
I will never see a victory
Unless I really learn to serve correctly
And...
How can I stop these double faults
How can I stop the game from going bad
How can I stop the sun in my eyes
Making me miss my serves
And how can I mend this broken racquet
When will I ever start to win
Please help me stop these double faults
And help me learn to win
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Well done! I'm a tennis player with a fast but inconsistant serve that has cost me many a match...so I'd say you've aced this parody. 5's!
Game (5), Set (5), & Match (5), for Inferno714!
love tennis....wish i could play....dug the parody...5s
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