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Song Parodies -> "Gay And A Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Gay And A Bride"

Parody Written by:

Red Neck Mother

The Lyrics

If M. Jackson goes to prison for child molestation, his next song might sound like this
Well you can tell by the way I prance and lisp
I'm a raging queen, a real limp wrist
Cell mate's butch, and suitors swarm
I'm passed around like kiddie porn

Now it's well known, that I'm gay
Prison guards look the other way
I just tried the gerbil plan
I dig those mouse erections, man


Either you're a fister with masturbating blisters
Or gay and a bride, gay and a bride
Feel your sphincter stretchin' with all the brothers watchin'
You're gay and a bride, gay and a bride
Ow-ow-ow-ow, gay and a bride, gay and a bride
Ow-ow-ow-ow, gay and a bride

Well now I just blow, and I get reamed
If they don't use jelly I really scream
Now some slimy snot drips down my chin
I'm a nancy man again and again
Yea it's well known, that I'm gay
The boys say I'm a bitchin' lay
I just love the gerbil plan
Dig those mouse erections, man

Repeat Chorus

Line's goin' nowhere, somebody punked me
Somebody punked me, yea
Line's goin' nowhere, somebody punked me
Somebody punked me, gay and a bride

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Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Considering that Barry Gibb sounded gay anyway when he sang this song... not that there's anything wrong with that. But this (expletive deleted) song stunted my growth back in '78.
Red Neck Mother - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the votes, and M.P. for the comment
Stuart Kidd - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
How in the hell did you get this on the site.
Bill - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment

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