Song Parodies -> "Stayin' Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

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Original Performer:

"Stayin' Alive"

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The Lyrics

Song about food safety

Well you can tell by the way I choose my food
I'm a worried guy, in a cautious mood
Food safety scares, they're everywhere
And they're telling me I should beware
There's pesticides, Mad Cow Disease
Sure don't put my mind at ease
Biotech, and MSG
Messin' with my sanity

Don't want hepatitis or that gastroenteritis
I'm just stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Scrubbin' off my veggies and I'm heatin' all my burgers
Up to one-eighty-five, one-eighty-five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Now when I was young I wouldn't hesitate
To chow right down, clean off my plate
With oysters raw and burgers rare
I enjoyed my food without a care
But now I hear, it's not OK
I might not live another day
Believin' Oprah, Meryl Streep
Soon I might be six feet deep

Don't want hepatitis or that gastroenteritis
I'm just stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Scrubbin' off my veggies and I'm heatin' all my burgers
Up to one-eighty-five, one-eighty-five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

I'm scared senseless. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
I'm scared senseless. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah, stayin' alive

Well you can tell by the way I choose my food
I'm a worried guy, in a cautious mood
Food safety scares, they're everywhere
And they're telling me I should beware
There's pesticides, Mad Cow Disease
Sure don't put my mind at ease
Biotech, MSG
Messin' with my sanity

Don't want hepatitis or that gastroenteritis
I'm just stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Scrubbin' off my veggies and I'm heatin' all my burgers
Up to one-eighty-five, one-eighty-five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

I'm scared senseless. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
I'm scared senseless. Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah, stayin' alive

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Phil Alexander - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

This one's pick of the day for me :-)

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil, you're right - this one's great ! Hey, people reading "Latest Comments" - come over here and check this one out - it's a hoot ! 555

Paul Robinson - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Carl, Superb! Flow is really "on" with the original. Johnny D - thanks for the recommend on the "Comments" page. I'm not a Bee-Gees fan so I probably wouldn't have caught this one.

Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Fine work, Carl, my applause, especially on working in "gastroenteritis"--a most excellent word. I gave 4 on pacing--little things, syllables that can be fixed here and there. (See my "Gimme A Five" and please tell me what you think.) An original idea here, well-executed. d;:^)

the DJ - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment

very good

the DJ - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment

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Agrimorfee - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, like the DJ sez.

Gidget - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny .. I called my hubby in to sing this one to himself. Very good beat, great lyrics. Two thumbs up .. four, including my husband's.

Bill Gomez - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment

I think it is a rude act to change the arigenal song after oner of the proformers has went on into another life.

Katz - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Really cool, it really makes one laugh out loud!

Miss. Linas - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm so glad I saw this. I have always been A Big Bee Gees fan. But I tell ya.... I couldn't help it. I read this and nearly laughed my tail off! Too doggone funny!

foot - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment

sweet

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