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Song Parodies -> "If I Cant Have Chew"

Original Song Title:

"If I Can't Have You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"If I Cant Have Chew"

Parody Written by:

Serah

The Lyrics

How I sigh
But still striving every lonely day
There's just got to be
Romance for me

My life cant end
And it just don't matter stop I sigh
My tears for love
Are just wasting time
I must act today

Would I know enough if on it chew
Or crazy I think I'd go through

If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, no o o o
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, no o o

Can't say no
And it doesn't matter what I try
To make a taste so sweet to me
to chew my love

The screams that drugs are bad for you
I've heard long enough to spit on you
I'm crazy? Well what about you?

If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, go o o o
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, go o o

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CML - February 14, 2022 - Report this comment
Is this a song about longing for Chewbacka or chewing tobacco? Its hard to tell
serah - February 14, 2022 - Report this comment
is chewy seasoned with sugar?

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