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Song Parodies -> "Trash Talkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Trash Talkin'"

Parody Written by:

Bicentennial Jive Master Blaster

The Lyrics

This year a certain trash talker who never held an honest job in his life bit the dust. He had been trash talking on AM radio since he was 16 years old and he never matured a day beyond it. It shows in the ignorant things he said, and those who say 'it was just humor' - it's unbelievable and incredible to me that the juvenile crap he aired could be found by anybody as even remotely 'funny'. Especially when his devotees call THEMSELVES 'dittoheads'. He claimed he got out of the Vietnam Era draft by 'polonidal cyst', as a military veteran myself who had one and knowing some other veterans who have it too, I knew right from the start not to listen to a lying son-of-a-bitch like that. The only RUSH I listen to is a three man band from Toronto, Ontario, Canada - mister! The day the lippy gossipy Devil's Radio host died, the last Atlantic City tower previously owned by his friend and partner-in-crime the traitor diaper-wearing unsociable TRASH TALKING uncouth fascist Caligula Donnie Douchebag TrumpChump was dynamited into a neat pile of rubble in a matter of minutes. It was broadcast live on the internet and TV with no narration and no countdown. You couldn't afford to blink at this. I played 'Demolition Man' by the Police on my CD player in celebration, it made my day. This song is about everybody who is sociopathic, narcisstic, arrogant, immature, prying, always lipping off to you all the time and blubbering, blabbering, sassing off, pissing and moaning like a brat, IOW a royal big time churlish PAIN IN THE ASS to everybody around them.
(*kick the bass drum, guitar, then that heavy funky bass!*)

It's just you trash talkin'
You're telling us lies, yeah
Trash talkin'
You wear a disguise
Trash talkin'
You make me so sick, yeah
Trash talkin'
Get outta here, quick!

Bully child, you'll never know
Just what a jerk you are
Ignorant, you uncouth brat
You're gonna drive away everybody with all your

Trash talkin'
You're telling us lies, yeah
Big ego
A pain in the ass
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your
Trash talkin', you just have no class!
Alright!

(*Moog synthesizer solo #1*)

Overdrive, your motormouth
Running on starship fuel
There you go, with your lippy lies
Leavin' you looking like a stupid fool

With all your trash talkin' (*here's where the heavy percussion break stuff kicks in*)
You're telling us lies, yeah
Trash talkin'
You wear a disguise
Trash talkin'
You make me so sick, yeah
Trash talkin'
Get outta here, quick!

Sass talkin' is so unrefined, yeah
Trash talkin', it should be a crime
And if there's somebody
Who you buys your disgrace
Then all that trash talking'
Puts egg on your face!
Huh!

Trash talkin'
You're telling us lies
Big ego
A pain in the ass
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your
Trash talkin', you just have no class!

(*Moog synthesizer solo #2 kicks in here*)
Di di di-di-di
Di-di di-di-di
Di-di di-di-di
(*Moog synthesizer solo #2 ends, stretch the sound out a bit*)
(*get that heavy percussion break stuff kicking back in*)
(*don't forget that heavy funky bass now!*)

Sass talkin' is all so unrefined, yeah
Trash talkin', it should be a crime
And if there's somebody
Who you buys your disgrace
Then all that trash talking'
Puts egg on your face!

Trash talkin',
Trash talkin',
Trash talkin',
Love talkin'
Trash talkin',
Trash talkin',
All right, all right
Trash talkin
History has been made so rapidly during the past few years, so recently. A new school year looms and there's been plenty of time to write new history books to suit educational needs for TODAY. We must stop shoving the good, bad, ugly of the past and ongoing abuses under the rug, and we MUST learn from the horrible experiences of fascism that America has so recently experienced. We MUST stop raising generations of ignoramuses and idiots with all the lies, cover-ups, candy-coatings, whitewashings, fibs, illusions, and BULLSHIT. And one thing to start with is - to educate children that the sellout usurper Spankee Boy Donald Diaper TrumpTraitor is an example of what NOT to be when they grow up.

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Buck Fiden - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
How does Biden's rectum taste, loser?
Bicentennial Jive Master Blaster - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
A lot like Hussein's, actually; except his was more chocolate-y than Biden's.
Your Chinese Overlords - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
Go get another booster shot, peasants, or we won't sell you any more microchips!
How Real History Books Will Read - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
In 2016, Americans elected the best President they'd had since Reagan.

In 2020, Americans re-elected him by an overwhelming margin.

However, in the early hours of the morning after election night, Commie China's Democrat operatives fed tens of millions of fake ballots for Biden into Dominion's machines to steal the election for their demented puppet Biden.

All who presented copious proof of the capital crimes these usurpers had committed against the American people were ruthlessly censored and deplatformed from both traditional and social media, and persecuted by the illegally ruling junta.

By the end of 2021, however, when the illegitimate regime no longer had anything but worthless hyperinflated currency to give even the relatively tiny percentage of the population treasonous enough to support it, the nation came apart in bloody rags. Anyone found to have been a loyalist to the former illegal occupants of the White House was immediately convicted of capital treason and executed on the spot. While most of the executions were quick and clean in accord with the executioners' vaunted Constitutional principles, some of the regime's more outspoken propagandists were subjected to slower and more painful deaths. Many of the makeshift tribunals who carried out these sentences also forbade the deceased traitors any honorable disposal for their corpses, preferring instead to grind them up and use them for pet food, or cremate them (sometimes while they were still alive) and then flush their ashes down the nearest public latrines.

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