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Song Parodies -> "The Weigh We Were"

Original Song Title:

"The Way We Were"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"The Weigh We Were"

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The Lyrics

Tweak the fat cells of my mind
All the creamy car'mel mem'ries
Of The Weigh We Were
Salted french fries
Cellulited big behind
Till we cut out carbohydrates
And The Weigh We Were

Times were good and life was oh so chubby then
Till the doc, displayed our doomsday clock
Are there choc'late bars still hidden in the den?
Wonder...could we? should we?

Appetite is prone to whet
What's so gainful to remember
Are just chews to forget..

So, it's the cholest'rol
That we must remember
Whenever we remember
The Weigh We Were..
.....The Weigh We Were..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 5   8

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John Barry - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely crafted.
carol - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
three fries and three 5's
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
PMS - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm weighing in with three fat fives!
AFW - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who voted and commented
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
All five fat juicy ones ;)
Michael Pacholek - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
After posting FIVE parodies yesterday, I'm drawing a blank as to funny comments -- and PMS took one of my oldies-but-goodies. So I'll plagiarize myself another way (and in public, no less!) and say, Way to pound this one home.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This fat parody, though short, is one of the funnier I've read. "Chews to forget," that's a great line.
Rick C - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Heavy! 555

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