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Song Parodies -> "Never Green"
Original Song Title:
"Evergreen"
Original Performer:
Barbra Streisand
Parody Song Title:
"Never Green"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Yard, bare as a lion's lair
Yard, only a few sprouts there
Just air, and the dog's piled poo
Street disgrace, it's true..
Thankful I'm - for falling April snow
With a welcome cover, don't you know
The landscape is never green,
Never seen, Spring's hue
Sod plant tries, find quick demise, I'm cursed
It's a Charlie Sheen winning..
If they held a contest for yard of worst,
That prize they'd apply us
'Cause we have the dryest..lawn....
Ugly as Satan's son
On it, even stray cats won't run
Nothing roots and grows above
Unfit for the droppings of a dove
Grass-less and never, never..green
Yard, only a few sprouts there
Just air, and the dog's piled poo
Street disgrace, it's true..
Thankful I'm - for falling April snow
With a welcome cover, don't you know
The landscape is never green,
Never seen, Spring's hue
Sod plant tries, find quick demise, I'm cursed
It's a Charlie Sheen winning..
If they held a contest for yard of worst,
That prize they'd apply us
'Cause we have the dryest..lawn....
Ugly as Satan's son
On it, even stray cats won't run
Nothing roots and grows above
Unfit for the droppings of a dove
Grass-less and never, never..green
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AFW - Indeed. I had the same problem until I realized that the landscapers laid the sod upside down. ;D
Nice! Don't dispair---we've definitely seen puns of growth in your parodies!
Sounds like my front. Here's a $555 coupon for lawndoctor
Thanks, OMR...XG, and Mark
Your poor sod...
Nice counterpunch to the original title.
Nice counterpunch to the original title.
Thanks, Warren,
You'll note that turtles, being poikilothermic ("cold-blooded"), prefer warm waters and climates, which are indeed green all year round - so, which is the "intelligent" species, huh? :-D
Kidding! 555, and I'd best keep movin' a lawn....
Kidding! 555, and I'd best keep movin' a lawn....
At least the seeds of inspiration always sprout for you! 555... LOL at all the puns. :)
Thanks TT, and Fg
Try growing your grass hydroponically.
Thanks, Andy...what does that mean..under water?
The plants are grown in troughs of water (no soil) with nutrients added - usually for a different type of grass than the lawn variety.
This parody is growing on me.
Thanks, John
Sir, loved the "Sheen" line, Sir ! . . it makes me wonder just what color might fit him best? ?
Ahhh, my comeback lady./ Sheen's descriptive color? Probably, black..right now
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