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Song Parodies -> "Hello Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

Original Performer:

Barbara Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I said hello, dolly,
Spent some dough, dolly
Rented you and brought you
Home to move my fridge

You're a pal, dolly,
Strong as hell, dolly,
Ratchet strappin'
Holds the Tappan
Love your stairstep skids.

You make things move, dolly
Got the groove, dolly
Lightens toil and
Makes it easier for men

Tighten up that strap, fellas
This is gonna' be a wrap, fellas
Dolly you helped us save
Our backs again..

(Truck transporting break)

Strong are your wheels, dolly
Safe we feel, dolly
When there's heavy loads
You dolly them along

You're padded well, dolly
You're just swell, dolly
Gonna' take you back
To the rental place, and then.

We cannot thank you enough, dolly
If we need to move more big stuff, dolly
Dolly, we'll come and
Rent you, once again

Dolly, we'll come and
Rent you, once again

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Jason - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, 555
TJC - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderfully, er, leveraged verbiage here AFW... sang silky smoooth with nary a scratch on the linoleum--and, I'm fairly sure, an AIR first... a 'Dolly' song sans even an oblique referrence to sheep or double D's!
AFW - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
TY to Jason and TJC
alvin - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully bizarre concept....with my filthy mind, i thought it was gonna be about the vinyl variety
littleCupCakes - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, Duke o'Edge, . . . you are just too much!! You always man-age to sneak 'it' in there somehow . . .
AFW - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and LCC...Hmm..I can't imagine why anyone would expect that I'd submit a parody with explicit content or naughty innuendo..

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