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Song Parodies -> "Cuddly Kittens Breed"

Original Song Title:

"Only Women Bleed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Cuddly Kittens Breed"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Why are there so many cute parodies today? Because it's Awwww-lice Cooper Day at amiright.com! Hear the OS at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTx6S4kXbXc
Cats are some strange ones, but fill a need
Got feline power, oh that’s true indeed
They bend your life through, scratching up the couch
Demands a dinner of nice tuna from a can
Then cuddle close up on you so soft and
Get strokes and think they rule over you all
Cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed

Tabby’s colored grey,
Black or white or streaked
All they’re really looking for’s a catnip break
Catch mice alone at night quite often
What do they think when they play with bouncy balls, oooh
Cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed

Glow eyes in the dark of night
Purr all the time, could be a crime
‘Cause they step down by your knees, rubbing you, that’s all they need
Cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed
(Me-owww! Me-owww! Me-oww!)
Cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed, cuddly kittens breed
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Your kittens are far nicer than Peter’s. I’d much rather cuddle up with these babies instead.
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I don't mind that the cuddly kittens breed Ag - it's the ugly ones that should think twice. And I'm reminded of the Steve Martin sketch where he channels kittens playing with bouncy balls "ohh, I hate it when they go under the sofa - whoa gimme dat gimme dat!" - 555
Peter Andersson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I haven't had to imagine this much nice pussy since the week Pornhub crashed...
CML - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I was in high school when Alice's first attempt at social awareness commentary escaped into the airwaves. Looking back years later, I'm struck by how no adolescent male at the time ever made the connection to women's menstruation .... let alone joked about it (badoom tsssh!)
paul robinson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Who can resist a parody with cuddly kittens? 5's
JAB - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
More cats!
Peregrin - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Good to come back and find some pussy here. Good subs throughout, Agri, being a cat person my whole life made me like it that much more. Particularly liked "Catch mice alone at night quite often" :)

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