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Song Parodies -> "Brake Pedal"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Ethyl"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Brake Pedal"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I face near death
“The gas pedal is the one on the left,”
I scream, in fright
“We’ll slow down if you hit the one on the right!

Are you mental?
Can I please get out the car!?
Please be gentle…
You just plowed through someone’s yard”

Ah…life flashed my eyes
Seatbelt isn’t as tight as I would like
We’re sure-ly dead
Slow down so we aren’t flat as bread!

Hit brake pedal
So I can dive out this car
Got white knuckles-
You’re not on the Autobahn!

(Oh, we’re in trouble!
Watch out lady!
Not cool…God why!?)

Please I beg you
Brake pedal ‘cause we’re near a school!
Man, this won’t end well…no way
Everyone stay out the way!

You’re the devil
Airbag won’t save me from harm
Still you revel
Did I pee myself? ...Confirmed

(Please hit brake pedal…then we’ll go so slow…ohhh so slow)

Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!

Now you’re going ninety-seven
I’ll soon see Nana, cause she’s waiting up in heaven
You’re a fool! Don’t drive!
Brake pedal…we’re all gonna die!!!

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Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - July 11, 2013 - Report this comment
My friends call me a bad driver. Below Average Dave even did is parody of "Feel Good Inc" about me, so I can totally relate to this tune.
Blaydeman - July 22, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I admit I'm not the world's best driver (understatement), so I'm absolutely with you on this one! Loved how the intensity of the OS matched the high-octane drama of your parody. That made it all the funnier.
bobpiecheese - July 22, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't have my liscence yet, so I really hope once I get around to it I won't be like the nutbag driver in this parody! Excellent work here, even though using "brake pedal" as a kinda verb was a bit weird. Vote 555 on the Autobahn!
Max Power - July 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Talk about hit and run.
Agrimorfee - July 23, 2013 - Report this comment
First time listening to Cold Ethyl...funny song (i caught the reference to his earlier track "Refrigerator Heaven")! Then I read your parody, and it was even funnier! That is an achievement in and of itself.

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