-> "Brake Pedal"
Original Song Title:
"Cold Ethyl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Brake Pedal"
The Lyrics
Ahhhh…
I face near death
“The gas pedal is the one on the left,”
I scream, in fright
“We’ll slow down if you hit the one on the right!
Are you mental?
Can I please get out the car!?
Please be gentle…
You just plowed through someone’s yard”
Ah…life flashed my eyes
Seatbelt isn’t as tight as I would like
We’re sure-ly dead
Slow down so we aren’t flat as bread!
Hit brake pedal
So I can dive out this car
Got white knuckles-
You’re not on the Autobahn!
(Oh, we’re in trouble!
Watch out lady!
Not cool…God why!?)
Please I beg you
Brake pedal ‘cause we’re near a school!
Man, this won’t end well…no way
Everyone stay out the way!
You’re the devil
Airbag won’t save me from harm
Still you revel
Did I pee myself? ...Confirmed
(Please hit brake pedal…then we’ll go so slow…ohhh so slow)
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Now you’re going ninety-seven
I’ll soon see Nana, cause she’s waiting up in heaven
You’re a fool! Don’t drive!
Brake pedal…we’re all gonna die!!!
Aaahhhh!!!
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