Song Parodies -> Only Women Bleed (Periodically)
| Original Song Title: | "Only Women Bleed" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Only Women Bleed (Periodically)" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
Man has his shaving - as his daily pain
He's got the razor - oh, but for girls it ain't
She spends a week on each month in leak
She sheds her egg as emotional freak
She cries alone and is nervous wreck
He stands all that anger and all that drek
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
There goes womb lining, and unused egg cell
It's for some girls easy, others living hell
Time for pads or tampons, Lunacup or rag -
It's again the time to hoist Japan-ese flag
All I'm really looking for is just normal life -
I cannot please my man for some days as wife
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Being nasty all of the time
Bitter like the lime -
A woman on her prime!
And you there in celibate waiting Aunt Flo go away - please wait,
Wait me bleed -
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
He's got the razor - oh, but for girls it ain't
She spends a week on each month in leak
She sheds her egg as emotional freak
She cries alone and is nervous wreck
He stands all that anger and all that drek
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
There goes womb lining, and unused egg cell
It's for some girls easy, others living hell
Time for pads or tampons, Lunacup or rag -
It's again the time to hoist Japan-ese flag
All I'm really looking for is just normal life -
I cannot please my man for some days as wife
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Being nasty all of the time
Bitter like the lime -
A woman on her prime!
And you there in celibate waiting Aunt Flo go away - please wait,
Wait me bleed -
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
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What Alice only could vaguely hint at. Nice flow to the lyrics. :) May I steer you towards the guy's statement on the subject in a shamless self-promotion? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen403.shtml
Men have a small nuisance daily, women a big nuisance once in a month. It is just a question of two evils. I checked your song, and voted and commented it. I usually don't do bodily function parodies, but this song provided a good basis.
I'm padding these fives to cover the subject
..your parody should set men-struate
I would probably rather shave.
5's from me. What two Maxi-Punks gave you1's?
Oooooohhhh....very, very embarrassing moment for girls and women to go through that situation.Teenage girls especially go through that situation and afraid to show themselves in school. I echo Agri's comment. Great flow to the song. 5's.
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