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Song Parodies -> "Won Eighteen (Coach's Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Eighteen"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Won Eighteen (Coach's Lament)"

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The Lyrics

Won Eighteen (Coach Bill's Lament)

Tears flow on my face and hands
Tears form from the upset drive
I'm on the sideline, walk out of the game
I'm ashamed and I'm real bummed

Won eighteen
and I don't know how to lose
I just don't know how to lose
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of Glendale
I'll go runnin and hide for days!
Oh yeah

I've got a:
Brady's arm and a list of all stars
Took eighteen wins to get this far
Don't always know why I'm taping the Jets
Feels like I'm coaching in the midst of a rout

We've won
I got upset on Sunday
I just don't know what to say
I gotta get away

Tears form on my face and my hands
We lost and it just ain't right
I'm second fiddle
to Coughlin, he's bright
I'm ashamed and I'm real bummed
Won eighteen and I HATE IT
Yes I hate it
Oh I hate it
loathe it
hate it
Loathe it
Eighteen and I HATE IT!

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AFW - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
You've put a lot of passion in this...
Harry - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. I remember that on the big game day Alice (Cooper) was in a Bridgestone commercial on TV, so that got me thinking about doing the "18" parody.

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