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Song Parodies -> "Love Hostess the Most"

Original Song Title:

"Diff'rent Strokes TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Alan Thicke

Parody Song Title:

"Love Hostess the Most"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Last time I used the end theme, this time the opening theme.
Snacks we don’t like to lose
The loss of line production
Hostess shut-down not cool
It affected everyone

The name reborn
Back to snack hoarding
Had the Twinkie blues
Sponge cakes filled with tasty cream

Love Hostess the most
Cakes, pies, and Ho-Hos
Ding-Dongs, Donettes, the best snack foods

Hostess has that special kind of filling
Hostess has glazed fruit pies
Take a look at their stock- it’s a lot, with chocolate!
Lots to spare, so you eat yours, and I’ll eat mine

And together we’ll dine fine

Love Hostess the most
Ding-Dongs, Donettes, the best snack foods (Yes they are)
Cakes, pies, and Ho-Hos… we’re in the mood (Yes we are)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Patrick - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I hear the new Twinkies have a shelf life longer than my current life expectancy. Still waiting to find out if the local plant is going to reopen. I guess it doesn't matter, you could bake them in California and send them to Kansas via mule train. Wonder how they compare to Little Debbie Cloud Cakes. I can't eat either one, so if someone out there is willing to take the risk for the sake of science, let me know.
Rob Arndt - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Out here in Sacramento, both Hostess Bakery Stores closed and so did the Rainbow Bread Bakery along with them. Those were the only places to get Chocodiles which IMHO are BETTER than Twinkies: lighter sponge cake with cream filling covered in light chocolate!!! About $6 per box back when. Not seen yet and improbable for Safeway and Walmart. Oh, the LD brands are OK but generic compared to Hostess. Back in the day there was talk of Hostess Blueberry Twinkies but I never saw any. Also, am sad there are no Moon Pies in my area. I used to order them with Double Cola out of TN and shipped by mail- expensive!
Kathy G - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Although this isn't a Zinger, I approve! 5s
Patrick - July 31, 2013 - Report this comment
I remember more prosperous times when I used to order Nestle Aero chocolate bars from Canada. I can find them in KCMo or Lawrence, Kansas, but with my condition, I'm not supposed to be eating them.

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