I’m a child lover always hidin' 'neath the cover
'Till I talked to my son he say
He said, you ain't seen noting
'Till you're down on a something
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways (nope).
I met a 17 year old, was a real bleeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin' is my sister and cousin
Started with a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kid in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who wasn’t ready to play
Was it she I was foolin'?
'Cause I knew what she was doin'
Told her not to run away
I told her
Don’t run away, get in my van
Walk this way, I’m the candy man
Don’t run away, meet my little man,
walk this way
Ah, just give me a kiss
Like this
School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When They noticed they was lookin' at them
I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
I had a next door neighbour had a 3 year old daughter I had a favour
Took the daughter just a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kid in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who wasn’t ready to play
Was it she I was foolin'?
'Cause I knew what she was doin'
Told how not to run away
I told me to
Don’t run away, get in my van
Walk this way, I’m the candy man
Don't run away, meet my little man
Walk this way, better not scream
Just give me a kiss
Like this