You pet lovers know a dog's like no other
Gives comfort and happiness they say
I say you see nothin'
If your pup is a-huffin'
When in heat all their hormones ablaze
I got a cute beagle, seemed so proper and regal
Het tail waggin' sends me in bliss
But she saw a dalmation and commenced to copulation
Owners got a quite a bit pissed, a twist!

Got caught bangin' at obedience school
She just would not stay in her chair
She would always canoodle with Phillippe, the French poodle
I guess she liked his savoir faire
So no tricks like a dance, she will just take a prance
To Chihuahuas that aren't ready to play
But it seems a cruel intrusion
What they say I should be doin'
In an effort to keep her at bay
They tell me to

Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
I'm dismayed! I'm dismayed!
Their owners are pissed!
That's this!

Tramp, not Lady, much more sassy than Lassie
As she sniffs fire hydrants and trees
She made some babies with a fine young Pointer
Not her first stab at maternity
Had a macho Boxer, a pooch that was not like Rocky
Her one-two punch wouldn't miss
She even took a Pinscher, when I caught her in a clincher
Put her on a chain link leash, like this

Top dog swinger, yeah this bitch ain't no fool
And panting like a hungry bear
Pet owners askance at the doggy romance
Some legal action is a-coming today
They don't want more doin'
Of how my beagle is screwin'
Gonna have to move without delay
Poor Peggy Sue

Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
Get her spayed! Get her spayed!
A bit of a snip!
That's it!