Lab tank lover's
Monsterbating 'neath the covers
Such a shame that my Brad is gay
They say you ain't seen nothin'
Till Frank's given you a stuffin'
Now this slut's changed her innocent ways.
Met a hot tranny
Touched my nook and then my cranny
Didn't know it was done like this!
Riff said we're all loopy
For his sister and the groupie
And now Rocky's gonna squish my tits
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2-way swingin' with the girls and boys
Now my legs always up in the air
Singing 'toucha toucha toucha'
with the monster, as much as
is befitting now i'm nearly bare.
So I gave up my chance for a bland romance
Cos of shagging two guys in one day
It was me he was screwing
and he knew what he was doing
so I'm gonna do it Rocky's way:
I'm gonna shag Rocky's way,
Frankie's way,
Rocky's way,
Frankie's way,
I'm gonna shag Rocky's way,
Frankie's way,
Rocky's way,
Frankie's way.
Just squeeze on my tits!
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though Brad thinks I'm a classy kinda lassy
I'm a slut and that's how I will stay.
There were three young men that i liked and then
I shagged them all but my fiancee.
I was a pure-white virgin,
never had it with a tranny
until Frank told me something I missed,
then the castle owner's
little creature had a boner
and i fiddled with his private bits
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