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Song Parodies -> "Big Ten Pound Turkey"

Original Song Title:

"Big Ten Inch Record"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Big Ten Pound Turkey"

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The Lyrics

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
It’s tough to be a pilgrim
Thanksgiving time I’ve found
That critter is my victim
And this guy is a big ten pound…

Turkey that will soon become our food
In some gravy he will ooze
They’ll dine on my big ten pound
Turkey that I’ll baste with prunes
Eat up guys!

Chased him with a meat cleaver
But that didn’t bring him down
Offered cookies with raisins
But they want my big ten pound…

Turkey that will fill them till they burst
Pumpkin pie for desert
Pilgrims crave my big ten pound
Turkey not some liverwurst

They-they-they’ll polish off their dishes
Then they’ll have another round
Yearly reunited
To dig in my big ten pound…

Turkey that I killed with my bare hands
To meet all their demands
They go nuts for my ten pound
Turkey that makes guts expand

(Instrumental Break)

They don’t care if it is smoked meat
Or deep-fried they’ll chow
If I supply a bird for noshing
They want my big ten pound…

Turkey that their teeth have chewed
But this year they’ll brood
I have bought a big ten pound
Turkey that’s made out of tofu!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Correction (I should really start proof-reading these): "Dig in my big ten pound" should have been "Dig in TO my big ten pound". If/when this gets recorded that will be changed.
Old Man Ribber - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias - This parody certainly isn't a "turkey". Great job! ;D
Mark Scotti - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
You mentioned this the other day, and I couldn't wait to 'feast' my eyes on it. Yummy!!!
Peter Andersson - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Tofu Turkey? That's just mean! He-he! 555. Never heard this one by Aerosmith before, YouTube had it, a totally different sound than what I expected, in a cool way though! :-)
DivaLaWurst - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatt, I enjoyed your LiverWurst line, . . . count on me to bring homemade cranberry sauce next week, Sir!
Michael Pacholek - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I've always wondered about the original song's title. Is the Big Ten inch record more impressive than the Pac-Ten's or Southeastern Conference's inch record?
John Barry - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy T day!
Below Average Dave - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I, um, already full--read this at the wrong time;)
Below Average Dave - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
You know, perhaps we should have this contest voting end on Thanksgiving next year--it seems weird reading Thanksgiving parodies the day after. . .but good job. . .
Mark Scotti - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
(Thanksgiving) Reading my "seconds" here, and it's still delicious!
Agrimorfee - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Holiday) Yum, I'm tryptophaning!
Christie Marie M - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(Holiday-Thanksgiving) You may feast on a ten-pound turkey, but your ditty's worth 555 pounds of laughter!

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