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Song Parodies -> "F*ck This Game!"
Original Song Title:
"Walk This Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"F*ck This Game!"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
About a guy who's not so good at games
Console lover, doesn’t lay underneath covers
Mostly he stays up to play video games
Well, he’s a Guitar Hero, I’m a Guitar Zero
I’m always messin up whenever I play
He owns every Halo, played with more guys than J. Lo
I remember I once played like this
Doesn’t yet have a girlfriend, lives in sister’s basment
When I play these games, it’s
like this!
*sounds of people messing up on video games*
Had a couple girlfriends in high school
But he sure did get in their hair
Sayin’ “Hey do ya wanna
Play Mario Brothers, only Italian I know at my house? “
So I then took a chance, after goin’ to a dance
He asked me if I wanted to play
We played ‘Coaster Tycoon
We sat like a couple goons
Didn’t know how good he’d play
I lost and wanted to
F’ck this game!
Flock this game!
I can’t play
Video games
F’ckin game!
I can’t play
F’ck this game
Hey, Jimmy I’m pissed
So pissed!
Used to play a lot, now I’m equivalent to snot
Killed before I got to level three
But surprisingly Ive gotten better at Guitar Hero
But to hell to with that damn Halo 3
Dance Dance Revolution, I need substitution
Can’t dance so there’s not a solution
I’m surprised he even owns it, only danced with own sis
And that was his prom date kiss
First kiss!
Can’t even really play Crash Bandicoot
I suck at games, but he doesn’t care
Ive had a few girlfriends
But the only one he’s had was Lara Croft
That same Tomb Raider
Had no romance, at his high school dance
Cause video games he’d play all day
With some girl he was foolin’
It was totally cool,and
Then she told him to f*ck his game, He said I’ll
F”ck this game!
F*ck this babe
Got this date
Games away
Put away
All these games
Then they both just kissed
like this!
Mostly he stays up to play video games
Well, he’s a Guitar Hero, I’m a Guitar Zero
I’m always messin up whenever I play
He owns every Halo, played with more guys than J. Lo
I remember I once played like this
Doesn’t yet have a girlfriend, lives in sister’s basment
When I play these games, it’s
like this!
*sounds of people messing up on video games*
Had a couple girlfriends in high school
But he sure did get in their hair
Sayin’ “Hey do ya wanna
Play Mario Brothers, only Italian I know at my house? “
So I then took a chance, after goin’ to a dance
He asked me if I wanted to play
We played ‘Coaster Tycoon
We sat like a couple goons
Didn’t know how good he’d play
I lost and wanted to
F’ck this game!
Flock this game!
I can’t play
Video games
F’ckin game!
I can’t play
F’ck this game
Hey, Jimmy I’m pissed
So pissed!
Used to play a lot, now I’m equivalent to snot
Killed before I got to level three
But surprisingly Ive gotten better at Guitar Hero
But to hell to with that damn Halo 3
Dance Dance Revolution, I need substitution
Can’t dance so there’s not a solution
I’m surprised he even owns it, only danced with own sis
And that was his prom date kiss
First kiss!
Can’t even really play Crash Bandicoot
I suck at games, but he doesn’t care
Ive had a few girlfriends
But the only one he’s had was Lara Croft
That same Tomb Raider
Had no romance, at his high school dance
Cause video games he’d play all day
With some girl he was foolin’
It was totally cool,and
Then she told him to f*ck his game, He said I’ll
F”ck this game!
F*ck this babe
Got this date
Games away
Put away
All these games
Then they both just kissed
like this!
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson
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:-D I think this is probably one of my favourites of yours, Jack - I think you can tell it was produced under some time pressure, but only in one or two places. But I love the title sub, and the frustration with video games is something I can definitely relate to.
You're on a bit of a roll, Jackie boy! Great stuff, dude. As Phil mentioned, I imagine you really pushed hard to finish this in time, so it does slip in a few places (gonna have to ding ya on pacing...sorry!), but nothing to stress about. I know how hard this OS is to do, so a big pat on the back for creating something this good. 455
Mama Mia! (That’s all the Italian I know) once I got NES as my code
I have to agree with the above comments. A good take on one of my fave 80s tracks.
Some of these games can put a shock in your bio - I say the halo with all of 'em. Gimme Tetris any day.
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Excellent write Jack!
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Excellent write Jack!
I agree with Kristof. Excellent title, and kudos alone for coming up with an idea to this song. I'm really good at most video games (Guy can have Tetris =)), but there have been several that fall under the "FTG" category. 455
Great parody on a topic that applies to quite a few of my gaming experiences... 5-5-5
Believe me, I'm all that. When you aren't in a hurry, it's a 555...but this is 455. Sorry.
Well done Jack.
Thanks Phil,Kristof,Ann,Guy,Red,MacPhisto,Aggy,and Claude!
Tough song, I'd have to say that this is one of your best.
(Dec 2.0) Definitely your best ever, Jack. 555 for you!
(Dec 2.4) Keep 'em comin', Jackster!!
(DEC) If your pacing got a little tighter, you'd be a sho in with this one Jack. . .
I agree with Phil and Dave...one of your better ones aside from a few pacing glitches. I really enjoyed reading this.
(dec2.4) apart from some too-convenient rhymes (eg. "now I’m equivalent to snot"), I really liked this Jack, esp. how you took the trouble to vary the chorus's lines - and if only every game would result in Angelina Jolie wearing skin tight shorts - 555
Decathlon...Oooooh...with a Crash Bandicoot reference, how can this not make me smile? I think we've all felt the frustrations of not being able to master a game, Jack...=)
DEC- I love that you used Rollercoaster Tycoon in your parody. I love that game. But oddly enough, all these videogame parodies, and no mention of my all-time favorite-- Final Fantasy. Oh well, guess I'll have to write one some day. Anyways, very well done, Jack.
You've been watching me playing my son's video games. Haven't you?
SOTM - Oh-Oh, you used the F-word... ;-)
(Artistry & SOTM) Still on replay.
(Artistry) See above!
(Artistry) One of your best, and it gets better each time I reread it.
My Comment hasn't changed, still among your better writes, despite slight pacing debacles.
-Originality: (B): Sucking at video games is a pretty common parody idea. - Pacing (C): I stumbled a few places, but I found myself in a few seconds later. So all in all it was pretty decent pacing. - Comedy (B+): Some great puns in this such as the Guitar Zero, and the fact that you played with more guys than J-Lo. Those were pretty funny. I got lost in a few places in who exactly was the loser, since you suck at video games but have women? Or what is going on... -Overall (B): This is actually one of your best. If you keep this up you are sure to be a veteran writer along the lines of Kristof and Stuart, but you still need a lot of practice.
(Artistry) Great work! Definitely one of my favorites of yours, along with "Poison Ivy"—just tapped into a great idea and ran with it. Just keep at it, and don't be afraid to take your time!
Artistry- Commented before. Worth another free play!
(SOTM-NOV) Commented and voted on November 14, 2007.
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You still playing this? Man you must have a lot of tokens.
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(SOTM) Comment above
(SOTM) Its alright but I didn't feel quite so strongly about it as the others.
(SOTM) see above, and I still think this is one of your best Jack - esp. with that killer line "He owns every Halo, played with more guys than J. Lo " - very clever!
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(SOTM) [Press Y to skip comment that would be a retread of what other people have said, and enjoy vote of 555 - and ignore my mistake above]
(SOTM) My comment still hasn't changed (contest number 3 in less than a month)
(SOTM) See above. You've every right to be proud of this, Jack....if you could've had more time to polish it, it would easily be your best. Top stuff.
SOTM- Commented before.. um, twice before, actually. Still funny!
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