Song Parodies -> "He's Stopped Voting Ones"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got a Gun"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"He's Stopped Voting Ones"

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The Lyrics

Two items on the agenda: After this, I'm going to go back to submitting parodies under my old screen name (my real name) Chris Pollman, since really, this whole "new screen name" thing was so my friends could check out my work without running the risk of reading one of my crappy, crappy, horrible old parodies from way back in '02-03...and some of '04 haha...but turns out, my friends don't read these things, even after I suggest it...so oh well. Back to the old screen name. Second item: Mr 1s, I hope to God I don't get that dreaded triple 1 mark on here haha. No really, though, you've stopped...right? Let's hope so. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys this...and let's not be to harsh on Mr 1s, people. After all, he's pulled an Ebenezer Scrooge if you know what I mean haha (No offense dude). Merry Christmas, all.

One, one, one, I guess that now he's done
One, one, one, they were never that fun
One, one, one, I guess that now he's done
One, one, one, they weren't fun, they weren't fun

He's stopped voting ones
He's stopped voting ones
His career's now begun*
No nobody is out on the run
Tell ya now, that it's true
We'll no longer be blue

I cracked when he 1'd my parody
I went and damn near split my brain
But then the stress I was under
It made me make a blunder
Of all those ramblings I feel ashamed**

Parodies, good ratings, now gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Parodies, good ratings, now gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Parodies, parodies, parodies...

He's stopped voting ones
He's stopped voting ones
His career's now begun*
No nobody is out on the run
Tell ya now, that it's true
We'll no longer be blue

Hope for a triple 5 rating
On all the hard work I put in
Yeah, and now, you might not believe me
It's so daggum relieving
To not worry about "ones" again

Parodies, good ratings, now gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Parodies, good ratings, now gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Parodies, parodies, parodies...

He's stopped voting ones
He's stopped voting ones
He's stopped voting ones
Starting to have a little fun

He's stopped voting ones
His career's now begun*
Now everybody's having fun
(Triple, triple ones not voting)
Cause he's stopped voting ones
(To me, it's so kind)
He's stopped voting ones
(Now I'm gonna go out boating)
His career's now begun*
(Just cause those two words rhyme)
Now everybody's having fun
He's stopped voting ones

* = His parody career. I'm assuming anyway, as we've seen parodies submitted by him. Granted a few of them were jabs at me, but nevertheless, he's writing. ** = Referring to the profanity-filled comments I posted in response to his triple ones. I've since requested they be deleted, and they have been, thankfully, but yes, I am ashamed of the childish behavior I displayed. But as this parody describes, alot of the stress I was under at the time has since gone. So thanks for reading, all! . And again, Merry Christmas everybody!

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Below Average Dave - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Well, I didn't look up the decade, but it's nice to see a peace song to Mr 1s as oppossed to a hate one, we don't want a 1 relapse, very good, and I think Mr 1s will like the apology. . .and although normally a song like this would have gotten "OK" ratings from me, I felt the message was more important than that-5s

Chris Kilo (Pollman) - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Actually, Dave, he has said that he has stopped voting 1s. If you don't believe me, go read his comments in his "It's Christmas (2006)" parody. I assume, though, he will administer a triple 1s on songs that totally deserve it (cough*Fitu*cough) but he has said he thought the whole "triple 1s joke" was wearing pretty thin.

Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

We can but live in hope, Chris...but somehow I don't think Mr 1s is just one person: some other loser is sure to pick up the baton. 555

Yoidy - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Looks like you're no longer under the gun now that he's stopped voting ones! Good job.

Mr 1s - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Yes it was. 555 for you Mr K! Please please don't use your real name! I prefer this name Chris Kilo! Happy Xmas to you Sir.

AFW - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Good work here, Chris

Chris Kilo (Pollman) - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Kristof, Poopie, Yoidy, Mr 1s, and AFW!

Poopie - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Whoever erased my comment had no business doing so. I like this late 80s OS very much, and I think this is a cleverly written composition. And like I said, I voted five's.

Chris KIlo (Pollman) - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Agreed, Poopie. I certainly didn't report it, perhaps Below Average Dave did? Maybe....and I didn't really mind you correcting me on the decade, as that was an error on my part. After all, you did vote 5s, which again, I thank you (And everyone else) for. And it looks like this did get a triple one, but oh well. This new guy will no doubt, (like a case of the runs) come to pass shortly.

Some Guy - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment

I didn't vote 1-1-1's; I can assure you of that. I bet it was the Decade Police.

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