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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Pink Lotion"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Emotion"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Sweet Pink Lotion"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
sweet pink lotion
sweet pink lotion
got chicken pox and nobody cares
wearin' little spots nearly everywhere
its really a shame and i wanna make 'em clear
i just don't know when they're gonna disappear
i blame my mama for her evil intent
said go visit your pal so i got up and went
said he was healthy, she's a real good liar
cause these damn chicken pox have my back on fire
sweet pink lotion
sweet pink lotion
they're itchy, i've found, and they just might scar
my mama really took it just a little too far
tellin' me, he's well, but my mother lied
i only got sick but my poor friend died (yes, he did)
i'm in the tub, just soakin' my ass
i'm diggin' this lotion cause it really works fast
i find it so soothing...you can sure understand
and a month in the tub is exactly what i plan
sweet pink lotion
got chicken pox and nobody cares
wearin' little spots nearly everywhere
its really a shame and i wanna make 'em clear
i just don't know when they're gonna disappear
i blame my mama for her evil intent
said go visit your pal so i got up and went
said he was healthy, she's a real good liar
cause these damn chicken pox have my back on fire
sweet pink lotion
sweet pink lotion
they're itchy, i've found, and they just might scar
my mama really took it just a little too far
tellin' me, he's well, but my mother lied
i only got sick but my poor friend died (yes, he did)
i'm in the tub, just soakin' my ass
i'm diggin' this lotion cause it really works fast
i find it so soothing...you can sure understand
and a month in the tub is exactly what i plan
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How old are you, Alvin?
Alvin, you've really got your pacing down well. And it made me chuckle.
5-4-4, not your best
you use pink lotion as a lube on yor mom
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