I've succumbed to my Nintendo,
Don't remember that old slow game box Atari quite like this.
Are you wired right, Nintendo?
Hear you humming on the shelf I'm mostly bumming from our spar.
And I fear you broke my thumbs.
I'm down you broke my balls I'm numbing out bizarre.

Feel's like a poser innuendo,
Played for hours, rested minutes as it played me penally.
I've been played by my Nintendo!
I was dumb and full of grief at one and prepared to deny.
Just a stupid game, okay?
It snores for fun can't stand another dose, good bye!

It was nothing like too fair a fight.
This system bites, get bento.
Beat my hiney there for all to see.
You're history, Nintendo.
Thought that everytime I tried I'd lose.
I'm so upset,
I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

You've seen your last day, Nintendo.
Now wince with fear you see this here assualt rifle in my hand.
You wear out my thumbs, Nintendo.
You don't still enthral, this rifle sight be crossed at my command.
I can see the pieces fly.
I vowed I would get peace and freedom, you're so canned.

It was nothing like too fair a fight.
This system bites, get bento.
Beat my hiney there for all to see.
You're history, Nintendo.
Thought that everytime I tried I'd lose.
I'm so upset,
And I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

It was nothing like too fair a fight.
This system bites, get bento.
Beat my hiney there for all to see.
You're history, Nintendo.
Thought that everytime I tried I'd lose.
I'm so upset,
I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

And I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.